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I'd go anywhere with you

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I’m not gonna lie to you when I heard Kendrick’s diss it felt like I was hearing a guy trash a girl he tried to get with but she didn’t want him.

Like why does it kind of feel as if Kendrick is attracted to Drake?

Most rap beef feels like an enemies to lovers romance.

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All Victorian rich women had to do was lick their wall paper, or tell a servant to go to old times CVS.

But I? I have to try.

"ailing Victorian sickly woman appeal" back in the day they called that aristocratic and they did heroin for it.

And here's me doing it on my own. Criminal.

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I love when an internet burn makes me physically drop my jaw.

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Last Sunday I was really annoyed with my boyfriend and I couldn’t tell you why and like I’m trying to adhere to stereotypes he feed me and I wasn’t angry. I was just hungry.

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she wears short skirts, i have the high ground

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You know how every zodiac sign has a perfect match/pairing? I think it cancels out if you’re sibling is that matching sign.

I’m a Capricorn and my ��perfect” match is a Pisces. I’ve dated two Pisces men before and wish them the worst. Then I realized my sister is a Pisces and while I love her with every fiber of my being and frankly consider her my child is someways I also wish her the worst.

I’m currently with a Taurus and I love him very much and wish him the best….with me.

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I’ve only seen one episode but is Delicate AHS a remake of Rosemary’s Baby?

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I have dealt with many more teenage tantrums and I retract my last statement. That girl is a spoiled nightmare who I sincerely adore and love. However if she got punched in the Face ID assume she deserved it.

Teenagers are the absolute worst. My sister and I were having a great time in the car, singing laughing and she got to her boxing class and starts losing her mind because she forgot her shoes.

Mind you she always takes them off during the lesson and is like “we can’t go in” and I’m like “I’m driven an hour to get here go to class you have your socks on!” And it ends with her swearing she will never speak to me again and calling me a bitch.

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So I feel a little less like this but also I still have this insecurity.

Kind of sad and think my bf isn’t attracted to me anymore. Am I crazy? Yes.

But now it feels like he doesn’t see me as sexy or enticing. I still like him, so what about me isn’t the same anymore?

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Nothing brings me more joy than someone who has a nickname like A.J. And using their full name but it’s not their name. It’s just the first letters of their nickname.

Need an example?

Let’s say A.J. Is short for Adam James.

“Apple Jam are you even listening to me?”

“Abigail Jingles! I am shocked and appalled!”

“Assault Jeremiah! I am in love with you!”

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Highly recommend texting your partner like the girl who has a crush on them but was friendzoned months ago. Then confessing your feelings for them.

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

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There is nothing prettier in spring than a black woman in spring.

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[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

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