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They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it

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seeing chara undertale get mischaracterized as an evil demonic being hellbent on wiping out monsters in the year 2024

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I hate going on this shit

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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

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:I - bored

:i - bored + dimple

:T - chewin'

:x - not talking, :o - dumbfounded

:j - smirking (very smugly)

i love how putting any letter in front of (or behind) a colon gives a very specific emotion

like

:D - joy and whimsey

:P - akward but silly

:w - birdie !

everyone add your little facesss

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hrmmm

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I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

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absolutely enamored with this video my friend put on her instagram story

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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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fine print by the stupendium

workplace accident! yaaaaay!

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

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Very normal things happening in new york

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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5 things that I enjoy

1. My friends

2. Writing (or at least conceptualizing. Damn you procrastination!)

3. Playing video and board games

4. Cooking

5. Going on Wikipedia rabbitholes

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals, followers, and all the wonderful people on here!

In no particular order

Music

My friends

Writing/reading

My job

My family (most of the time lol)

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