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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

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You are not less than because you don’t/can’t squirt.

You are not less than because you do not like to be choked.

You are not less than because you don’t want to do anal/ anal play.

You are not less than because you don’t want to try certain role-play scenarios.

You are not less than for using your safe word.

You are not less than for setting hard limits/ boundaries.

Never let anyone push you past your comfort zones.

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ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

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If you’ve been personally victimized by a mutual (making you horny), please raise your hand 🙋‍♀️

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Cleo Mercury

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old sprinter.

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Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on

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new species of bed buge just dropped

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Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

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Thinking about a duct tape wizard

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i think one of the main issues with "dating culture" in total is that the actual percentage of humans who want or need to pair bond or reproduce is a lot lower than we think it is and this creates conflict from dumping an enormous amount of resources into pursuing unsatisfactory goals, having an identity crisis when yet another relationship or partner is boring or disappointing, going through a destructive breakup and resource partition, and then being coerced into starting over from the beginning and just doing this over and over until we die. i don't think relationships and love and romantic attachment are fake I just think a lot of people don't actually need or want them who have been convinced otherwise

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As above, so below

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snack

glass of water

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Over time 90s music will get boiled down to just cheap nostalgia for boy bands. This is disgusting. How dare you erase the year where everyone was inexplicably super into Gregorian Chants

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Sheep sheltering at a bus stop on a rainy day in Ireland.

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Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out