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Reblog if you want people to send you asks.

Please, my inbox is so empty and devoid of life

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RIP Albert Dasilva, you would of loved calling Race a twink

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Jack: I don't care what anyone says. The black cookie part is the best part of an Oreo. Race, drunk: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Crutchie: Yo, Socrates. It's a fucking cookie.

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Race: After years of being the token gay friend I'd like to nominate Davey to take over this year, thanks

Davey: what makes you say that??

Race: Have you seen yourself?

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Race, angrily: ARE YOU-

Albert: Fucking

Race: -KIDDING ME?

Davey: …what was that?

Albert: Jack banned Race from swearing for a week, so I volunteered to help him out.

Crutchie: I think you just like saying fuck.

Albert: That doesn’t make my job any less important.

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Spot: My life has become a never ending game of ‘illegal or just frowned upon?’

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rip albert dasilva and racetrack higgins, you would have loved watching the muppets christmas carol in the middle of summer.

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rip Racetrack Higgins, you would have loved the legalization of weed and gay marriage

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where are ur fav places to go in new york

i have several but one of my favorites is a thai restaurant near the met that albert showed me, it was so effing good i literally need it rn, theres also a park a couple miles away from where i live that has a little path to a rocky area that overlooks the lake that i love, but thats more of a me thing than a new york thing lol

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race was a horse girl growing up

he’s a man now

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Race, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer? Cop: Get the fuck out of my car.

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what do u most look forward to at the end of the day / weekend ?

end of the day is when i actually get to sit down and also i dont have to worry about not being able to hear people outside very well🙌 so that rules lol, i can just sit in quiet

end of the week is not having to wake up before the suns up PLUS i get to eat breakfast on the weekends more than just a granola bar so yay

thx for the ask :D

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what song do u have on repeat lately? what does it make u think about when u listen to it?

last night on earth by green day, i listen to it like 4 times a day lol

as for what it makes me think of.... huh, a lot of things honestly, people, specific moments in life with said people, but uh, its a nuanced answer lol

thx for the ask tho! :]

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race desktop theme complete [cool guy emoji]

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If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

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nevermind ill survive kath brought me a coffee 🫶🏼

just got kicked in the shin by a nine year old because i wouldn't give him magazines for free 💀 plus i dont even have a chair out here lmao