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BUCKY BARNES WARDROBE APPRECIATION ↪ marvel cinematic universe (2011—) [insp.]

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I love your stories❤️

thank you so much, i’m happy you enjoy reading my stuff (eventho it’s not much) [: <3

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Hey, how have you been? Are you ok?

yoyo

first of all - thank you so much for your concern, it’s really kind of you to ask <3

i have been okay so far, i guess. life’s been all over the place, i had some pretty big issues with my family and girlfriend, and i’m in the middle of my exam phase atm, but i’m managing everything pretty well (:

this was also the reason for my disappearance and the reason why i haven’t touched this app in months. maybe i’m going to start writing again as soon as my christmas break starts, cause i still have at least five exams before that.

it’s very nice hearing that you care though, thank you so much for that <3

also- i do take requests, as always, i’m just not working on them yet and my updates are always pretty slow [:

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We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

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yoyo

i added lotr/hobbit to my fandom list, feel free to request <3

also i’m trying to gain my motivation to write back atm so maybe i’ll post something soon, or maybe i won’t so- please bear with me a little longer (:

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how did i earn 102 followers i didn’t even do anything what is this-

<3

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Do you have any stories coming out soon!?

i’m trying my best, but school is a lot atm so please bear with me for a little longer ]:

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SEBASTIAN STAN Esquire España Outtakes 2019

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Hey Hun, how ya doing?

yoyo!

i’m not feeling too good tbh since some things happened, plus i have a lot of stress atm in general /:

but thank you for asking, it really means a lot!

i hope you’re doing okay too <3

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The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

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R u still taking x men requests?

yes ofc

i’m just a very slow writer lmao

but requests are always welcome <3

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The Hobbit/LOTR characters on Tumblr

A/N: Just funny shit I thought about while using Tumblr. Enjoy!!

Btw 100 notes for pt 2 (this is a joke btw, but comment please!!)

Tags: @allinwonderlands @artsywaterlily @guardianofrivendell @luna-xial @moony-artnstuff @kumqu4t @trxblemaker

Kili

probably makes memes

very friendly to everyone

probably following either too many people, or nobody at all

if he gets a hate, it's because he didn't posted photo of how he looks like

after he posts it, he gains almost two times more followers

online either 24/7 or almost never

gets notes all the time

sometimes spends too much time on Tumblr replying messages and comments he forgets his homework

Dis is mad and he can't go on his phone for two days

secretly reads crush x reader stories

Fili

short articles, photography, drabbles or music themed blog

polite and kind to everybody

follows only mutuals or blogs with similar topics

and his brother, of course

well, as soon as Kili posts photo of himself and people find out Fili is Kili's brother, they want photo of Fili too

so they end up posting photo of them both to both their blogs

it goes viral on Tumblr

online like two or three times a day to answer messages and notes and to post stuff, sometimes browsing through the site

gets a lot of notes

really funny in real life, even funnier in messages

Tauriel

probably has a photo, fashion, makeup or hair care blog

highy aesthetic

spends a lot of time editing photos

Kili's crush

is nice but can get sassy

follows blogs with similar aesthetic for inspiration

and Kili's meme blog

gets a lot of compliments on hair and gets asks on skin care routine

like, all the time

is online during evening and night

there isn't a second she doesn't get notes

has a side blog for fanfiction, but would never admit that

Bilbo

has probably blog with cooking theme- the theme is cozy and pretty

his foods look absolutely delicious and too beautiful to be eaten at the same time

this guy is food blogger but dislikes the term

so he says he is just a great cook

the most polite and mannered person in the internet

but he is a Sassings too though

follows in-real-life friends, other food blogs and blogs with cozy photos

people ask him about some secret cooking tricks

he says it's just a dedication to work

online only if he posts something around late afternoon and evening, or in late morning to check messages from friends and comments

he blocked all Sackville-Bagginses

Thranduil

male model type of blog

reserved but got the sass too

follows only Legolas, nobody or his fanpages and Legolas

online usually through breaks between photoshoots

probably also hair model

probably L'Oreal hair care model

has a soft spot for hobbits and would never admit he smiles and his heart warms up while seeing those adorable smiles, curly hair, food and cottagecore aesthetic

Ori

artsy or knitting themed blog

friendly, but doesn't know how to start conversations

following his friends and other art blogs that notice his

this guy just can't get a hate

people adore his drawings and think he is cute

online around two to four times a day, because he is usually busy with drawing or school

every single note make his eyes light up and tear up at the same time

VERY thankful for his followers

so he often opens requests and draws his followers

Bofur

has most likely blog dedicated to comedy

friendly

follows his friends' blogs

he takes funny photos from everyday life and puts with even funnier description there, sometimes he sings fun songs people make covers on

that makes his eyes tear up every time

it's precious to him

irregularly active, can be active all day long or a week away (then the blog runs on quenues)

loves scrolling through the blogs tbh

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Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

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Loki: Are you ready to commit?

Y/N: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Loki: I don’t care…both works for me…