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WHAT TIME IS IT BEN? - Johnny Storm

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consider an obitine that had a war wedding at a stupidly (for them -- some people can get married young and be totally fine, but those people are not obi-wan kenobi and satine kryze) young age.

Anakin: so you were married huh?

Obi: yes

Anakin: so like how long?

Obi-Wan: Almost twenty years now

Anakin: *chokes and does frantic math* WHAT?

Obi-Wan: and it's not quite "were"... it's more like "am"

Anakin: *flips table*

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When the mythosaur was shown in The Mandalorian, it didn't seem like an evil and dangerous predator to me at all. And considering that the times of the First Mandalor have become part of folklore, having lost their historical accuracy - maybe everything was not quite like that?..

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OBITINE NATION MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

okay that rhymed amazingly. ANYHOW!!1!11!!

i was messing around with Canva trying to get ideas for a fic header I miiiight be posting here soon and I proceeded to make this:

so it's like.... the Jedi Order emblem.... but with the New Mandalorian emblem.... on it..... mixed together..........

anyhow this is my humble obitine logo proposal, yes

please tell me if i sound crazy OKAY THANK YOUUUU

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in the fix-it AU what would mon mothma be getting up to?

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Andor + textposts

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Christine Baranski as Agnes van Rhijn THE GILDED AGE (2022- )

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YOU GUYS

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Senate affairs🔥

Got a new rarepair and anywayyy I did a little something 👀

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Padmé and Satine headcanons because their friendship is not talked about nearly enough:

They have weekly dinner, wine and gossip sessions where politics and war are strictly forbidden topics

While Padme could never replace Bo, Satine does absolutely consider her a little sister

On the rare occasions when they actually see each other, they make a point of cooking and eating together and in private at least once, even though neither of them can actually cook

They might both be pacifist, Satine far more so, but they also know how to fight. There’s a difference between ‘peaceful’ and ‘harmless’.

They have a group chat with their handmaidens (they are both friends with their handmaidens, argue with the wall). The entirety of the chat is trying to get two of the younger girls to admit their extremely obvious feelings for each other.

They have several rankings of top dumbest/sweetest/most infuriating things their Jedi have said or done

Ahsoka gets occasionally invited along to girls nights and gets big sister/auntie/mom advice from both of them (yes, even after she left the order, cuz at that point they could bring out the dating advice)

Had they already been close when Padme got married, Satine would have been her maid-of-honour, and vice versa if Satine had ever married.

Padme was the one who invited Satine to Oni-Wan’s ‘funeral’.

They are both friends with Senator Chu-chi and Mon Mothma (is that how you spell their names?)

The Empire would not have lasted as long as it did had these two been in the rebellion (apart from the political aspect, Padme already has battlefield experience, and Satine is a steadfast pacifist, but even she has a point where she will hit fuck it, and put a motherfucker through a wall.)

Padme has incredible effective tooka eyes and Satine folds every time. When Satine finally learns to do it too, Padme is floored and a little guilty, because that shit should be illegal. She doesn’t stand a chance. Neither does Obi-wan (he has it coming though, cuz his tooka eyes are just as bad, or worse, because he isn’t actually aware that he has them).

Whenever Anakin annoys her, Padme calls Satine to complain

Satine is an incredible singer and Padme plays several instruments.

They each have a set of normal-person-clothes, a wig and contact lenses so they can go out without guards or press and just have fun. They’ve posed as each other’s girlfriends more than once to get creeps to back off (Padme has unfortunately also had to smack some of the more persistent ones upside the head)

When Satine died, Padme and Obi-wan had a small, private memorial for her so neither of them had to pretend to be fine and could just cry. Padme wore mourning clothes traditionally reserved for the passing of someone like a parent, spouse or sibling.

One morning, at the start of her pregnancy, Padme was about to bring up Satine as a potential godmother for the twins, before she remembered that Satine is gone. (If the Korkie Kenobi theory is true, Padme is in the know, and Korkie’s unofficial, but very real godmother)

Satine was the first person to greet Padme after she died and they became afterlife-roommates.

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Senate affairs🔥

Got a new rarepair and anywayyy I did a little something 👀

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Senate affairs🔥

Got a new rarepair and anywayyy I did a little something 👀

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Duchess Satine was different...

● Satine, who argues with Obi-Wan about the rights of the clones and says that she is ready to give them political asylum in case they refuse to participate in the war, since each of them is a Mandalorian and a member of her people.

● Satine, who needs her father's help, but looks in the mirror, because all she has left of him is herself.

● Satine, who oversees orphanages on Mandalore and personally attends the children's concerts, bringing gifts with her, because no one knows what it's like to be left alone with the world without a family.

● Satine, who cries on the sidelines, watching Qui-Gon Jinn being buried.

● Satine, who secretly watches holo-news from the Separatist war front because she's worried about Obi-Wan.

● Satine, who calls Ahsoka nothing less than "young Jedi Master" because she knows that's important to her.

● Satine, who calls General Kenobi to Mandalore for an emergency - and that emergency turns out to be the need to spend one evening together.

● Satine, who switches the firing mode on her blaster to "stun" because she does not want to hurt anyone, even in self-defense.

● Satine, who believed in peace so much and loved it so much that she didn't even think about running away, knowing that they were going to crucify her.

● Satine, who kept the peace on Mandalore for 20 years, and everyone forgot about her.

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The Cassian and Kleya hug that I need it 🥹

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A Star Wars portrait of Satine and Obiwan inspired by The Kiss by Gustav Klimt

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undercover satine and obi-wan while on the run (requested from twitter)

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do I ever cross your mind?

(past) Mon Mothma/Satine Kryze | rated M | 5.6k

“Well I can’t go,” Korkie says, flipping through the calendar on his datapad. “I’ve got that thing with the hospital.” “Oh,” Satine says. Her mind has gone treacherously blank. “Just send the gift then.” Korkie gives her an odd look. “You just said that would be rude,” he says. “Why don’t you and dad go? You do that for me all the time.” “We can’t,” Satine says, too quickly and without thinking. “Why?” Korkie asks, bewildered. And is there ever a good way to say the Chandrilan senator in question and myself had an extramarital affair that spanned several years and several planets and ended somewhat disastrously when her shabuir of a husband found us together in a hotel room and we had to poorly convince him we were drunkenly playing strip-sabaac to your twenty-six year old son? And the real question: is it more humiliating to fess up to your adult child, or to go face the object of said affair in person for the first time in a decade? *** Or: Mon throws a party, Satine gets an invite. The rest, as they say, is history.

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