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Hey guys..

So the reason why I haven't been posting is bc I just found out that I was adopted..

And that my birthday is a lie.

Turns out I'm only 16 but my adoptive parents said that I was 18.

I gen feel kinda stupid for not ever realizing it.

So this account is going to go cold until I'm 18.

This goes a long for all of my accounts including my main one @lilithsdecor

I'm sorry to all my moots. I will be turning 17 on October 4th.

I feel dumb for not realizing sooner.

I just looked at my birth certificate and I wanna say it's fake and post on here but sadly it's 100% real.

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Now this is a love story

Read through some files and turns out my favourite Commander is a Marine...

What can I say?

I don't believe the file and thereby challenge you to a sparrin' match because ya baby ass lookin face can't be a Marine.

-sincerly your favorite Army Ranger

Hooah

Damn skippy I'm a Marine. Can't believe you're an Army Ranger. Some of you can be pricks. But then again, we can all be pricks eh?

You can spar me when I'm not actively dying from the flu. I've been next to the toilet for thirty minutes, waiting to vomit my breakfast up. You do not want to spar me right now.

But I will give you a joke to hold over. You know why Army guys say hoorah? You can't say oorah with a dick in your mouth.

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A HORNY MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX.

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Hey guys!

I'm going to be opening a bar!!

The drinks you order will have little prompt like things!!

Here they are!!

-Vodka:

Straight-up vodka for Oral

Blueberry Vodka for Anal,

Watermelon Vodka for...let's say, 'Shower fun' (aka shower head masturbation)

-Rum:

Spiced Rum for 'Rough play'

White Rum for 'Quickie'

and Dark Rum for 'Role-play'.

-Whiskey:

Bourbon for 'Slow and passionate'

Scotch for 'BDSM'

and Irish Cream for 'Soft and gentle'

-Tequila:

Plain Tequila for 'Wild night'

Jagermeister for 'Kinky stuff'

and Baileys for 'Cuddling with benefits'.

-Gin:

Gin for 'Voyeurism'

Sake for 'Group fun',

and Absinthe for 'Erotic dreams come true'.

-Beer

Standard Lager for 'Missionary'

Stout for 'Doggy style'

and IPA for 'Experimenting'.

-Red Wine:

Merlot for 'Making love'

Cabernet Sauvignon for 'Reverse Cowgirl'

and Zinfandel for 'Under the table'.

-White Wine:

Chardonnay for 'Against the wall'

Riesling for 'On top'

and Moscato for '69'.

-Sparkling Wine:

Prosecco for 'Fast and furious'

Champagne for 'On the desk'

and Rosé for 'In the kitchen'.

-Soda:

Coke for 'On the couch'

Sprite for 'In the shower'

Dr Pepper for 'On the floor'.

-Tea:

Green Tea for 'Intimate talk'

Black Tea for 'Slow and sensual'

and Herbal Tea for 'Cozy night in'.

-Coffee:

Espresso for 'Quickie'

Latte for 'Cuddle and kiss'

and Mocha for 'Romantic evening'.

-Mixed Drinks:

Long Island Iced Tea for 'Threesome'

Sex on the Beach for 'Beach vacation romance'

and Jägerbomb for 'Kinky public place'.

And here's some food for your drinks!

-Appetizers:

Mozzarella Sticks for 'Foreplay'

Chicken Wings for 'Wild ride'

and Nachos for 'Messy fun'.

-Main Courses:

BBQ Ribs for 'Slow and sticky'

Burger for 'Classic'

and Pizza for 'Sharing is caring'.

-Sandwiches:

Grilled Cheese for 'Comfort'

BLT for 'Salty and sweet'

and Club Sandwich for 'Stuffed'.

-Snacks:

Popcorn for 'Cute and playful'

Potato Skins for 'Filling'

and Onion Rings for 'Nice and messy'.

-Desserts:

Chocolate Lava Cake for 'Explosive'(aka squirting)

Brownie for 'Rich and fudgy'

and Ice Cream Sundae for 'Sweet and drippy'.

And that's all for Callie's Bar!!

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I knoe I made a promise

But my kitten just died

No new posts until a few days

So you could say that's I'm going on hiatus

I'm sorry

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Sorry that I haven't been online!

Went to Jobcore today for a little tour.

Might go there but I don't know right now.

Taking care of my house.

My pets.

Still trying to find a stable job(currently unemployed)

Dealing with family issues.

But I'm doing better so I will be opening up my ask bar!

It will be a bar that you can order drinks and food at!

And the first chapter/headcanon's will be out either tonight or tomorrow!!

Sorry if I don't stick to my promise but I'm trying!!

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Attention smut writers and 18+ accs

It has come to my attention that there’s minors who are writing and posting smuts along with interacting with other 18+ accs including reblogging smut post without the writers knowing. While I find them announcing them as a minor in their smut post helpful, some do not and that means you have to be more careful by checking their accs if you’re going to read their work if you want to avoid them.

These minors are also have minors followers which means that they can find your blogs.

Please please be safe

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Teehee

I've been cooking guys

On my thing and on wallpapers

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Okay so I know CNC was pushing it but like..

(image found on Pinterest please don't bully me)

What made it better for me was the

Marked out

Texts

But blushing rn

Farmer reader expresses their interest in CNC... They all organise one night where they go all out.

You've just finished sorting all the animals out before bed, the sky is dark and you can barley see a foot infront of you even with your touch. You enter the shed you use as a workspace to repair things and store stuff e.c.t. When you close the door you hear a quiet huff like a laugh from somewhere in the room- unfortunatley you can't see a thing because there are barley any windows to let the moonlight in. You squint at the darkness and approach where you think you heard the noise only to slowly reveal a man crouched with a pair of shears in his hand and his face covered in a dirty skull mask. You go to scream but another hand covers your mouth and nose, the grip wont release even when you drop your touch and try to hit the assailant.

"Careful, Bonnie. Yer' gonna hurt me"

The voice whispered in your ear with a quiet laugh. The man crouched remained still, his eye piercing as the door behind you was heard opening again and two other voices made themselves known, one whsitled lowly and the other called out in a excited tone...

"Have you found us a pretty one, boys?"

Bonus points if in the morning Johnny whines about how you h him to hard while 'fighting back' when in reality your littered with bruises and bite marks... wuss

-👠

i have thought a lot of cnc scenarios and predator/play chase scenes in OTR if i’m being honest-

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ICKS I TELL YOU

ICK!!

*clicks on x reader* “i don’t like using y/n so im gonna use chloe! but feel free to change it!” ok pal.

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Then assistant!reader humping prices leg and whimpering softly, muttering 'i'm sorry, sir', because she doesn't know why she's doing it

something something one of the rookie’s slipping assistant!reader aphrodisiac chocolates knowing you have a sweet tooth, just not expecting that you’d eat the entire box of chocolates in 25 minutes

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I need to see Johnny in this.

NOW

TOOLbelt (2022) by Martha Summers

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HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

hmmmmmmm stalker!141 x of!reader (but also laswell's PA!reader) except you figured out almost immediately that they were stalking you and decided to see just how good their poker faces are and have Kate send you to work with them personally on the mission set-up and debrief

i dont know if this is even anything tbh, I just want to watch them squirm and try hide their boners

- vgilantee

BABE WHAT NO THIS IS GENIUS

Johnny has the worst poker face. the WORST. and the worst at hiding it.

you swear you see a photo of your ass that you did NOT take as his lock screen

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Here are my tags!!

Callie Talks(⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

Callie's Anons<⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Callie's Post's(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

Callie's Moot's(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Farmer's Land(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

That's all!!

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Okay so to any of my followers

Please put in an ask

Because I'm giving myself a hard time

Do I use a English to Scottish dialect translator

Or just have Johnny speaking full English, with it looking like it's not an accent just plain English

Nae or no?

Yae or yeah?

Please I'm begging(⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

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After getting done with my bucket list tomorrow I'll post more about farmers Land!!

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Sucking off

ALL

of them

Kyle my love

HNNNGH

Kyle Garrick || MW2 Live-Action Teaser Trailer