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Hey do you have sampls of your writing?

Yes!!! Here you go :)

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Computer show me the "big one"

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Commissions open!!!! $30 per 15,000 words :) student here super excited to help ghostwrite your novels and fics and really flexible with pricing.

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Hiiiii beautiful beautiful depraved babygirls. I am still taking commissions. 15,000 words for $30!!! Little intro rate for you guys :) make a new gay friend and get your fic written ooooooh you know you want to soooo baddd

for sale: twink that writes you things

I love meeting new people and writing their commissions. I hate landlords. I will provide two simple reasons why when I write you something, it's both safer, more compassionate, and imminently less intimidating than tier-based commissions for a first-timer in TWO bullets (the same number of bullets that were fired into the trunk of my 2003 toyota prius last Wednesday).

You can pay me, a friendly twink, roughly $30 USD to write you a story that you really want written. Word counts may vary, but they won't be less than 7,500, and imporantly, they will be complete! I will put time and energy into telling a good story.

It fights landlords (mine) and their dark sorcery (the rent)

Maybe you're going, oh god, that's so embarrasing. I can't imagine paying a stranger to write something in my head. I've never done that! But here! Bang! Just like last Wednesday, one more bullet!

I am a twink from south florida. nothing you can say or do will approach, even fractionally, the fear I metabolize every time I open grindr. My body has kept the score and it has won. Is your story idea going to force me at gunpoint into the trunk of my own 2003 toyota prius? Then stop being a coward and pay the twink

Additionally:

I am a pathetic gay man in his midtwenties. If you're requesting yaoi, this is basically as close as you can get to buying organic. Archive of Our Own is but Plato's Cave and I am the shadowmaster. The words on that screen are real and I have lived them. I and I alone posess arcane boykissing knowledge and I do not intend to use it responsibly.

Okay! Reading comprehension check! $30 for me to tell your story between 7,500 - 10,000 words, you don't pay until you have the comission in your hands :) friendly neighborhood twink, here to make your stories actually happen in a way that is relational, fun, secure, and not weird or transactional.

DM me or email rowanmfieldgreen@gmail.com ! I am chronically online and should respond pretty quickly even late at night or if this is an old post.

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@porygon-zeeeeeeee you fr

florida hatsun miku i do not mkae the rules

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GUYS THISSIS THE CANADIAN GUYS GUYS HES ON TUMBLR FOLLOW HIM

Pine

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mentally i am in roxxcart, 2050

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for sale: twink that writes you things

I love meeting new people and writing their commissions. I hate landlords. I will provide two simple reasons why when I write you something, it's both safer, more compassionate, and imminently less intimidating than tier-based commissions for a first-timer in TWO bullets (the same number of bullets that were fired into the trunk of my 2003 toyota prius last Wednesday).

You can pay me, a friendly twink, roughly $30 USD to write you a story that you really want written. Word counts may vary, but they won't be less than 7,500, and imporantly, they will be complete! I will put time and energy into telling a good story.

It fights landlords (mine) and their dark sorcery (the rent)

Maybe you're going, oh god, that's so embarrasing. I can't imagine paying a stranger to write something in my head. I've never done that! But here! Bang! Just like last Wednesday, one more bullet!

I am a twink from south florida. nothing you can say or do will approach, even fractionally, the fear I metabolize every time I open grindr. My body has kept the score and it has won. Is your story idea going to force me at gunpoint into the trunk of my own 2003 toyota prius? Then stop being a coward and pay the twink

Additionally:

I am a pathetic gay man in his midtwenties. If you're requesting yaoi, this is basically as close as you can get to buying organic. Archive of Our Own is but Plato's Cave and I am the shadowmaster. The words on that screen are real and I have lived them. I and I alone posess arcane boykissing knowledge and I do not intend to use it responsibly.

Okay! Reading comprehension check! $30 for me to tell your story between 7,500 - 10,000 words, you don't pay until you have the comission in your hands :) friendly neighborhood twink, here to make your stories actually happen in a way that is relational, fun, secure, and not weird or transactional.

DM me or email rowanmfieldgreen@gmail.com ! I am chronically online and should respond pretty quickly even late at night or if this is an old post.

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH I TOLD YOU SO you know hate to say it i told you so you know i hate to say it BUTITOLDYOUSOOO

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another object i'll have at seattle art book fair this weekend (may 11-12) -- this is "A Longitudinal Study of Deadwood Function in Lowland Forest Ecosystems", it is approximately 2.5" x 30", and it comes inside a (paper) log!

i'll be at table 78 (under Snack Break Studio) with some pals, please stop by and say hi!!

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still very very slowly making art!! i'll have my little 8pg accordion zine about tidepools at seattle art book fair may 11 & 12 -- in slightly different colors because of [fucked up the riso printing process]

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crinoids are so insane what's up with them

????? plant

??????? plant whos schmoovin

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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i love how menacing the room where we raise chinook salmon looks

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L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife