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thinking about. a sleepy bot kissing their fingertip and landing it on your forehead, the width of it covering the whole expanse of your head <3

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sucks to be y'all I'm already eaten lol (I say, very delusionally)

You’re not delusional Ikko you’ve been in his stomach since 12 hours ago <333 and I’m not sure if Carrion has any intention of ever letting you out <33

“Better get comfortable in there, dear treat.”

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Heheheh better run before he catches you again, he might not be as merciful next time >:)

*throws you back to carrion*

There I go. @callsign-relic I got tossed.

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Carrion please I’ll provide a fork and knife and a little lobster bib please-

FOR YOUR ASS TO GET EATEN???? 😭 QHQQAGQHHAHAAH

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*covers my whole body except my ass in hot sauce*

Your move Carrion B^)

bro I was drinking Gatorade when I read this and I almost fucking spat it out BAIQHQUAG

Listen it’s gonna take a little more than that to get Carrion to eat your ass!!!!!! So sorry Carrion nation 😔

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Do you think cybertronians could heat up different parts of their bodies, so like if their human got cold they could warm up their hands and keep th human warm? -breakdown anon

AHHH yes absolutely!!! I wrote a small Drabble back in the winter I believe?? About getting warmed up in a bot’s hands, it’s a personal favorite headcanon of mine heheh

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Time to cover myself in hot sauce so Carrion won’t eat me

PFFFF that might be the one thing that would stop him yes

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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

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Megatron doesn't know how to help his little human when she seems to be upset or down... so he does the one thing that he thinks helps - since she does enjoy it sometimes; give her attention and gentle petting with his claws, being very mindful of them at that...

He makes sure nobody is around to see such a thing first, of course.

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Megs has No clue how to give emotional support so he chooses his go-to action to help.. or try to, anyway.

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i definitely didn't dissapear for a week wdym :3

anyway. (unsuprisingly), the hour has struck for starscream hcs!!:3/nf

But I imagine that like, if you hug his face or curl up by his neck? He'll absolutely refuse to move. Just little smiles and fake grumbles of annoyance. He absolutely adores closeness with certain people, and if you have the honour of being one of them? You aren't being let go. Being carried around, on his shoulder, in his hands, idk he seems like the type to have someone chill in his like. pilot seat thingy? i forgot what its called but i hope ykwim. while hes in his robot mode bc then his hands are free yk?

anyway. if you have more ideas please elaborate because i will never complain with starscream hcs :3

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Awww these are cute! I definitely could see him allowing a human he’s close to sit in his cockpit while he works :) sadly I can’t think of any headcanons myself, but if anyone has any more feel free to share :)

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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Thinking about cybertronian tummies from the previous anon-

Just thinking about how crazy it is that we have a vat of acid in our bodies and the only thing protecting us from digesting ourselves is a little lining of mucus.

I’d like to imagine that some bots think that just because human stomach acid could kind of dissolve metal that means we can eat the same snacks as them.

Like “what do you mean you cant eat rust sticks?? What is your acid balloon for then!”

Or some bots being scared of humans because how can meat sack have a vat of acid in their body????

AHHSHD yeah I could definitely see that!!!

A bot who doesn’t know much about humans worrying they can “spit their acid” at them HAHAHA. Or feel like humans must be invincible if they can contain a whole vat of acid inside them… once the human finds out they probably laugh HAHA

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Oh to be picked up, and carried around by Swerve answering dorky questions about humans he doesn't know the answers to yet. What a lil goober he is.

AASHHCHCHC AHHH I LOVE THIS, Swerve my beloved 😭❤️❤️

He’s ferrying you around the ship excitedly, yammering on and on explaining things and asking you questions and answering your questions but more importantly asking his own questions. You try to keep up with his chatter, but the minibot is just too excited to finally have a representative of the alien culture he loved, right in the palms of his hands!!!

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(Not a request dw) I think it'd be funny for the bots onboard the Lost Light to note that their ex-warlord co-captain is avoiding the human liaison. Rodimus, though he Knows that Megatron isn't afraid of them, likes to suggest that as a reason for why Megatron rarely shows his face around the little human. What he hasn't quite puzzled out, is that Megatron more or less avoids the Liaison bc of guilt. He sees them, sees them getting along with/understanding his fellow crewmates, and he can't help but see every human he's ever personally killed. Especially when they look up at him, with their shiny organic eyes, and evident confusion.

On the human's side of things they're getting a little frustrated. As the liaison they're meant to be working with the captainS, plural, onboard the Lost Light yet at most they only ever see Rodimus. And the second in command Ultra Magnus. But never Megatron. Of course they'd been briefed on who Megatron had been prior to his time onboard the Lost Light, but outside of necessary appearances, this ex-warlord may as well have been a ghost. They didn't think they'd need to bring it up, but it seems everyone else has noticed as well.

Perhaps it was time for something of an intervention. Just a few questions as to why they scarcely see the other captain.

Aw this is cool! Poor human just wanting to do their job on the ship, but Megatron feels so much guilt. I could definitely see them wanting to finally confront Megatron about it

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“Oh, now that you mention it, I do remember. It was very generous of you. Perhaps I’ll leave you alone for now, then…” he answers as he places you back down to the floor.

Oop you better run. Carrion is fast.😆

@callsign-relic ok I'm running but I don't think I'm fast enough

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Idk who else to ask this, but how strong do you think Cybertronian stomachs are? Would it be similar to battery acid or higher so metals can be digested?

(It doesn’t have to be based off canon. I just think their stomachs can only process energon and other fuels instead of metals - kinda like an engine.)

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Yeah I think that second paragraph is a good guess! I know a lot of fics include the idea that emerging can be season with metals so maybe they can digest some metals in that case. I think the engine comparison is most accurate though, I’m not really sure

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I'm so happy to see all the love your OC is getting. I try to like all the Transformers OC content I find, because I want to give others the same happiness boost I get with mine. Creating an OC and putting them out there can be scary.

Awwwww thank you!!! That’s very kind of you :) and yeah it can definitely be scary, it’s best we support each other and our creations!!