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which chappell roan song is making obama's year end playlist

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Chappell Roan, The Gov Ball

photos by rohofoto

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thats what im saying!!

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Theres moreeee, this is so so good.. it makes me emotional realizing that these kids are on the path to being fluent cherokee speakers and will be able to keep the language going.

This family is a part of the little cherokee seeds program, creating new first language Cherokee speakers by paying mothers to just bring their babies and craft and cook and speak cherokee with cherokee elders all day. There are only 1500 first language Cherokee speakers, most of them over 65. They also take donations if you want to help keep them going and doing the extremely important work they do!!

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once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

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“have you no compassion for my poor nerves?” “you mistake me, my dear. i have the highest respect for them. they’ve been my constant companion for these 20 years” is the single funniest line in literature/film history. jane austen was a comedian first and foremost

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swagever

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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ETHEL CAIN PHOTOGRAPHED BY JULIA HUIKESHOVEN

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If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

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love that teens are still keeping up the time honored tumblr tradition of making "reblog this if you think bisexuality is real. trying to prove a point to my parents" type posts i always want to meet the middle aged couple who are like hmmm... maybe aziraphales-assbutt-in-the-tardis07 made some points

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"Capitalism allows you to follow your dreams. Socialism forces you to give up your dreams."

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.

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*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this