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What the hell… 😭

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Not now I’m playing tumblr w all my phone friends

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do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

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FRIGHT NIGHT (1985) dir. Tom Holland

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How do you start your day?

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So recently the mayor of my city placed a bunch of sharp stones under a bridge commonly used by homeless people to escape the harsh tropical storms we experience during the summer

A priest decided that was an utterly anti humanitarian course of action (rightfully so) and so his solution.. was to destroy those rocks with a hammer.

I'm not Catholic (in fact, I grew up Jewish and am now atheist) but I feel this is what religion is supposed to be about. Using the divine to help humans behave a little more... human.

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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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This recipe lives in my head rent free

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Stories referenced:

Pentecost: Acts 2:15

Peter and John escape prison: Acts 5: 21-26

Peter escapes prison: Acts 12: 1-16

Paul and Barnabas worshipped: Acts 14: 11-18

Paul's fatal preaching: Acts 20: 7-12

Paul's rules-lawyering: Acts 26: 30-32

Paul's snakebite: Acts 28: 1-6

Paul turning his enemies against each other: Acts 23: 6-10

Philip's teleportation: Acts 8:39

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

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