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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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roseredmutant:
calumniare:
wwhat do you mean by that exactly.
I’m a seer. Usually, my Sight is centered ar9und the c9nsequences 9f 9ne’s acti9ns in interpers9nal situati9ns, 6ut I d9n’t have that with me right n9w.
S9 6eing t9ld I c9uldn’t imagine this happening is a little funny t9 me.
apologies, it absolutely wwasnt my intention to remind you of that then.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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wwhat do you mean by that exactly.
calumniare replied to your post: Unintenti9nal l9ve disc9urse c9ming fr9m my…
one little step can cause more than you imagine.
This is pr96a6ly the m9st ir9nic statement I’ve ever 6een t9ld.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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lovve is wweakness and vvulnerability.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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1M H3R3 W1TH LOOKS FOR D3COMPOS1T1ON S34SON
TH3 LOOK 1S TOPL3SS 4ND SURROUND3D BY GHOSTS
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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i’m n0t g0nna pretend i kn0w what this picture l00ks like, but i was t0ld my smile was nice and a certain s0me0ne w0uld call me pretty.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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eh. i dont think youll evver knoww. sometimes its better to keep a feww secrets.
@calumniare said:  #you sure like to showw off.
NOT MUCH TO SHOW OFF FOR YOURSELF, HUH?
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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>Eridan: Analyse.
You can’t even bring yourself to care about the petty childish little insults. While they were busy reacting to your weak, generic little comebacks, you had the time to think and connect things. You got a little looking up on background information to do. Looks like it’s not quite free time for you yet.
And it’s fun. Making a blog on here proved to be more useful than you expected. You act aloof and just bring them little tidbits of lies, while they so voluntarily provide you with information. And to you everything is important. Hobbies, habits, even speech patterns.
Who knows, maybe it might come to use soon enough.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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apicultured:
calumniare:
im just glad youre loud about your opinions, a wwonderful trait to havve.
1m s0 happy 1ve rec0nnected w1th y0u, just n0 0ne makes me l00k that g00d by c0mpar1s0n as y0u
#1 treasure th1s b0nd
youre wwelcome.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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im just glad youre loud about your opinions, a wwonderful trait to havve.
calumniare:
someone doesnt simply believve a pyrope evver gets better, but its good to see you learnt.
1 have never 1n my l1fe seen s0me0ne s0 happy ab0ut the fact that hes c0ns1dered cr1ngey
l1ke 1m try1ng n0t t0 judge but y0ure genu1nelly l1ke “oh thank god you learned im still the same floppy haired grease elemental your guild had a betting pool for who delimbs me first just with better anti acne cream” and 1m just l1ke
sure
0kay
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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fairly unnecessary animosity wwe got there, dont wwe? do wwe knoww eachother?
calumniare:
wwell, you dont gotta be so rude to me wwhen all i did wwas make a joke. you shouldnt havve started it if it hits so close to home for you.
Go fuck yourself and talk to strangers who aren’t as qu!ck to learn not to g!ve a sh!t about what you have to say.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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apicultured:
calumniare replied to your post:1 cant bel1eve th1s 0nceler l00k1ng ass takes…
tragic. i thought wwe wwere friends.
y0ur past self was s0 d1sgust1ng he was n0t d1sc0uraged by extens1ve pr0perty damage
1 wanted t0 bel1eve y0u g0t better!
h0pe spr1ngs eternal, but 1t sprung f0r a n00se t0 k1ll my h0pes 1nstead
someone doesnt simply believve a pyrope evver gets better, but its good to see you learnt.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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its entertaining to wwatch, thats for sure.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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Boy you sure are getting roasted from every direction
if you wwant to call it that, sure. ivve had to deal wwith wworse than this little internet bullying.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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wwell, you dont gotta be so rude to me wwhen all i did wwas make a joke. you shouldnt havve started it if it hits so close to home for you.
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i wwas just going along wwith your joke, dont wworry. im sure youre plenty smart.
Thanks for the val!dat!on, ! was worr!ed there for a second that ! m!ght not be perce!ved as hav!ng a su!table enough level of !ntell!gence for you to talk to me.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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and here it goes, the wwhining. i called it. havve a nice day, karkat.
calumniare:
as ivve stated before ampora, im horrendously bored by you. i havve no interest in fighting you. noww go and tell yourself that im avvoiding the fight because im suuuuch a cowward wwhy dont you? go be a wwhining disgrace for the dynasty a little more, since wwe knoww thats all youre good for.
IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD.
YOUR THIN VENEER OF DISINTEREST IS A FRONT TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR MANY, MANY LAYERS OF IDENTITY IN ORDER TO AVOID EVEN ONE REAL, RAW CONFLICT AS A CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR WEIGHT-SWINGING, A CONFLICT WITH NO FALLBACKS AND NO “ASSISTANTS.” YOU’RE “HORRENDOUSLY BORED” BY ME BECAUSE YOU SUDDENLY FIND IT DIFFICULT TO TAKE AMUSEMENT IN PRODDING AT A MAN WHOM YOU’RE WELL AWARE COULD SNAP YOUR WILLOW-TWIG NECK IN A FRACTION OF A HEARTBEAT.
YOU MAY FEEL FREE TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ABLE TO DO SHIT. BY YOURSELF. WITH YOUR OWN TWO HANDS.
YOU ARE A COWARD.
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calumniare-blog · 7 years ago
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ill make sure to keep you updated wwhile im on the ladder to success. im climbing and climbing. and i wwont stop, because wwho wwould just wwant to stop and be satisfied? satisfaction is your wworst enemy.
oh yeah. you also need something steady in your life, you knoww? something that givves you something to lean on. you havve to be advventurous in the right places.
calumniare
wwith enough determination im sure you can achievve anything and i feel lucky to be able to wwatch as you go dowwn your path.
absolutely! howwevver its better to keep a simple job and havve advventurous hobbies instead, dont you think? you wwouldnt wwant to get into risky situations ovver and ovver again that could cost your entire existence.
{*} And I’m excited to see you go down your own. {*}
{*} I suppose so, now that you put it that way. Perhaps maybe an adventurous holiday when not working would suffice! Then you can relax with work, so much that it’ll hardly seem like a job at all.{*}
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