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that post that's like "what's wrong with joining the army to kill people ain't that the point" always reminds me of how a few years into the iraq war this volunteer american soldier gave an interview to the washington post where he said exactly that and candidly confessed to having already killed someone for fun but being disappointed by how easy and unexciting he felt it was, and a month later he planned and participated in a gang rape and massacre of a little girl and her family. average poor dumb kid from little old usa just trying to afford college

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

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Letting that thang hang

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Letting that thang hang

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Letting that thang hang

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hello my fellow employed people lets get a disease

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forever dm: i have no idea why i got stuck dming everything we do forever dm: so anyway who wants to play in my new oneshot that i just developed for no reason without anyone asking for it?

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know