This isn't a quest, this is a complaint. Seems this capraenid just wanted to go on a nice vacation to the woods to get away from the hustle and bustle of town, and all they found was moss giants and far too many chickens.
This is the ADHD life sometimes you find yourself in the glass cupboard and sometimes you find yourself in the depths of hell and you have NO idea how you got there and what you were there for in the first place
Today, Maro is in the glass cupboard. Perhaps he was thirsty. He's not sure how this all works.
WARNING: The dog now is now battle ready and ready to sniff you out! (Mainly cause he's lost his glasses and can't see. If you find them please let him know.)
You wouldn't think the dogs in OSRS would be able to equip headgear, but you'd be wrong! This one is wearing glasses! (Not great for battle, but they can see just about as well as they can smell now.)
OSRS chathead for CollieBones on Twitter (or X if ye must) <3
Oh no they've spotted you and somehow think you're a penguin and/or gnome, and that you are kickable as a result. Don't go thinking this is a quest line really, this is all just a cunning ruse to get you in punting distance.
OSRS thing number 2 for ZB1000! <3
You wouldn't think the dogs in OSRS would be able to equip headgear, but you'd be wrong! This one is wearing glasses! (Not great for battle, but they can see just about as well as they can smell now.)
OSRS chathead for CollieBones on Twitter (or X if ye must) <3
Got this pic from @mallardgryph and I saw ใพใ(Maro) on the side and thought "oh is that his name?" and it turns out it says ยฃ3 and I'm just an idiot.