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You either die a casual LotR fan or live long enough to become silm trash

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I will not elaborate.

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“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

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Steve is a hopeless romantic, Robin, duh. Stranger Things 4

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

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roommate texted this to me……..

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'i asked chatgpt' ok well i asked the trees that speak latin and they told me to tell you that you're a cunt

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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

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I love explicit fanfic. I love smutty shipping. I love horny one shots. I love filthy erotic nasty longfics.

I love character or plot driven fic that uses sex as a tool for characterization, conflict and catharsis, and I love fic that exists solely to be hot and sexy.

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I’m no longer a child. I want you. 

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Cat in Paris