---Davis he/him---I play too many video games. Also I'm just a really nervous person. Simon, you will never be forgotten.
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I just tweeted it and I figure I should also post it here.
This website literally GRADES YOUR ESSAYS. You can choose your grade level, if you’re using American or British english, what type of paper it is (essay, short story, biography…), and it even checks for plagiarism. THEN once it’s grading your essay, it shows you grammatical errors, suggestions for better sentence structure, and a lot of other things. Reblog to save a life.
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Just a heads up
I don’t know if any of my followers are as excited about space as i am, but this week is the Persied Meteor Shower! If anybody wants to watch it apparently the best time will be Thursday the 13th, around 4am, there’s going to be 1-2 shooting stars PER MINUTE!
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why America is fucked up
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I'm doing alright! Give me like two seconds and I'll shoot my # over to you! That way you at least have mine! Better late than never!
Heyyyyyyyyyy Tempel! It's Davis. I just wanted to say hello! How's your summer going?
DAVIS! HI! Im doing fine, how are you? I somehow managed to not get anyones phone numbers all year and its kinda biting me in the ass tbh.
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You may say... Infosilable

Impossible Fossils
There are a number of fossils that just don’t make geological or historical sense. For example, it is known that human beings first began to evolve 200,000 years ago. But a fossil of a human hand print was found in limestone estimated to be 110 million years old. What appears to be a fossilized human finger found in the Canadian Arctic also dates back 100 to 110 million years ago. And what appears to be the fossil of a human footprint, possibly wearing a sandal, was found near Delta, Utah in a shale deposit estimated to be 300 million to 600 million years old. (Source)
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God dammit why do I even try
So my friend is an acting major looking to get into broadway stuff, so she’s been doing a lot of voice training. Usually she does covers of broadway songs, but sometimes she gets bored and decides to sing other things.
She did a cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and her voice coach liked it so much he liked mixed it and everything and it sounds great.
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Ggggggggggg Aaaaaaaaaaa Yyyyyyyyyyyy What could it mean?

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Staff this happened yesterday
true star of the superbowl god bless
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Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us
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Like what is he even talking about good old days samus=metroid, metroid was an original nintendo game
i was reading this interview with this dude who’s spending $35,000 on Amiibos and halfway through he reveals he’s only doing it as part of his plot to destroy Rosalina
what in the fuck
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I never thought about it before, but after the movies I am convinced that Thorin is the reason Bilbo never married and no one can convince me otherwise
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Yes those are the words for the thing
constantly having to deliberately downplay your mental illness but also constantly worrying that you’re making it up for attention, somehow
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"That’s it, I’m calling Station Management." Intern Maureen puts up with so much shit.
(based on these posts)
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Dam... They crave that mineral
Mountain Goat.
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if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
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Twas the night before finals, and all through the college, The students were praying for last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor would loosen...
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