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[campekevin]

Hehe, look at me! Grandpa Kevin!

I can’t believe my little baby girl is having a baby of her own...

Well, I finally remembered to tell my dad I’m pregnant. Took me long enough.

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imagine being a homophobic and racist father to yer kid.

can’t relate.

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Sorry, guys, but this hunk’s taken by a very special lady across the lake

Hey danny you think you can introduce your mun and I to kevin sometime?

Do I LOOK like a matchmaker? Get a boyfriend by yourselves.

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sunshine-and-pinetree:

Thanks Kevin… should be okay after canoeing tomorrow.

“Canoeing sounds nice, being out in nature, on the water... Shit really calms your nerves”

“Kinda like we-”

“-DAD”

Hey, is everything alright? ~fatherthrope

I’ll be fine.

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sunshine-and-pinetrees:

… it was just me and mom really… dad died and I worry that I’d turn into a father he’d be disappointed in. I… want to be a good dad. I wanna be there for her.

… if Gwen and I don’t have kids… at least not fuck this one up.

“Not to sound like a jackass, but most of the damage you could possibly have done has probably already happened to her. Her situation can’t really get that much worse from here. She needs someone that she at least knows won’t hurt her.

You worrying about ‘failing her’ is gonna put some whacked up shit in her head. And, honestly, I think it’s gotten to you, too“

“Elise is like, what? 14? 15? She’s old enough to connect the dots, here. Yer both new at this, she probably doesn’t even know what she’s doing with the whole ‘calling you dad’ situation and the silent treatment. She’s a teenager, I’ve been there with Chanel when she went through those rebellious phases.

Teenagers are hard to take care of, especially if you’ve adopted them and have no clue what yer doing. Just give her space, but let her know yer there for her”

Hey, is everything alright? ~fatherthrope

I’ll be fine.

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sunshine-and-pinetrees:

I just… I wish I could tell her it’s okay. That I’m okay. That she’ll be okay. No matter what I say I’ll never be good enough. She’s kinda changing my mind on the dad thing… but she won’t look at me. I remember at her age I isolated myself but… still… I had my mom.

She doesn’t. I wanna make up for what she lost. She deserves it.

“Let me tell you somethin’. Parenting is hard, especially when it’s tossed onto ya unexpectedly, I’ve been there, pal. It’s gonna be hard for a while, especially because Elise’s isn’t a little kid.

And having fears from your past experiences holding you back ain’t fun, either. I’m not so sure about what you dealt with with yer folks, but I know when I found out I was gonna be a dad, I was worried I’d be deadbeat like my father...”

“But... Everything turned out fine. I figured out the ropes soon enough, and look at Chanel today, she turned out fine.

Nobody’s perfect at parenting, especially in the beginning. I’m sure Elise trusts you, and you’ve deal with kids before.”

Hey, is everything alright? ~fatherthrope

I’ll be fine.

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“Listen, uh... girls her age are... complicated, to say the least. She’s dealing with a lot, and she’s probably scared. From what Chanel’s told me, she’s probably be needing some time to adjust.”

Kevin rubbed the back of his neck nervously, letting out a mild cough.

“Things are probably hard on you, too, huh?”

Hey, is everything alright? ~fatherthrope

I’ll be fine.

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Can you hook me up with some Pineapple Express?

Depends, you got cash for that?

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Hey, I said I’d like to be a grandpa one day, I didn’t mean today

If Octavia can have a pet bat then what the hell’s stopping me from having a pack of wolves as pets??

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Don’t talk to me about how “unfair” her behavior is when you’re an adult acting like a spoiled brat! 

Now I suggest you act your age and apologize to her like the adult you are unless you really want to behave like a fuckin’ child all summer

Because if you keep acting like a child you’ll be treated as such

Chanel, apologize to Octavia /please/ or yer allowance is getting cut off for the month ~dad

But she got on my ass for a bunch of small shit when I had bigger bullshit to deal with!! It’s unfair that I have to be the one to apologize to her!!

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The new cabin’s just about done! Big thanks to Chanel for giving me a hand today, y’all should have your new counselor cabin in no time!

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Ey, uhh, what kinda grub we got for breakfast around here?

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...

My dad senses are tingling

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I gotta say, this place is absolutely peaceful at night

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Hey! I never said I did, now did I?

sweetanxrchy:

Why do you sell drugs to kids, dude?

Uhh-

[campekevin]

Great! I’m pretty sure the redheads are busy watching the kids, so I’ll take any help I can get

Anyone here good at using sharp tools? I could use some help with the saws

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sweetanxrchy:

Why do you sell drugs to kids, dude?

Uhh-