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Would the Auntie Anne's Pretzels kiosk next to the Zales qualify as an autosave before a boss fight?

walked past a group of young folk at the mall and heard one of em saying very firmly "no more sidequests"

kids are alright

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Total eclipse, 08 April 2024.

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I'm in the totality this year.

Pictures forthcoming. Ish.

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From the last time we had a solar eclipse. That time I really did get to see it go dark!

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Boop.

ID: A screenshot that reads “starcunning (Mutuals) Sent you …? Wait a minute, is this some boop laundering scheme? Boop yourself”

Tried to inflate my subscription numbers

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Can confirm. Smells amazing with a cedar forward note.

I purchased a perfume from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab (among several of them) that is "Red Oakmoss, Cedarwood, and Sweet Patchouli." What a delight! I get the cedarwood most heavily on fresh application, but now that it's been a few minutes, the oakmoss is coming out. I smell like the woods and I love it.

Just felt I should let everyone know that I smell amazing this morning.

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@valdiis

Cat candle holder

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Let's be real: if the WoL is anything like we play them as we wouldn't need to be paid a single gil to thwomp the Twelve - We're just finishing the set of murdered gods and toppled thrones.

Reach Heaven through violence.

assuming for a sec that deryk is a normal guy, how much do you charge for this. what’s the monetary price for fighting the twelve??? can one(1) guy pay for it?

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Hallmark Movie tropes where a woman visits her rural hometown and fall in love with a random camo wearing musclebound white man because of the power of Christmas, and then leaves her successful city job, and cuck boyfriend to be said man's submissive wife is conservative and possibly even white nationalist propaganda.

In this essay I will...

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Affirmations to read to your cat:

You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard

You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard

You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard

All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard

There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard

Get off my keyboard

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Ya damn right. <3

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@valdiis see I did the thing!  I had the time once I started ignoring work again appear out of nowhere through great budgeting of energy!

oh right the actual text:

 Your heart has been torn before, chipped and maybe even shattered. Some pieces will never be recovered, and you are shaped by the loss. But it can still be shaped into something tangible, something good, even with its flaws and imperfections. You don’t have to do all the work of rebuilding by yourself. Allow other hands to leave their fingerprints on the new heart you create from the remnants.

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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

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Accurate. SAM cares not about the damage in, only the damage out.

SAM does not ask for whom the tankbuster tolls, until it tolls for we.

do you have any idea how hard it is to think when you know you're the coolest thing in the world and the metal gear rising soundtrack is constantly playing in your head

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Because "Sextnight" would have us collapsing in giggles.

Units of time/length measurement FFXIV

Ilm = Inch  Fulm = Foot (12 Ilms)  Yalm = Yard/Meter (3 Fulms)  Malm = Mile (1760 Yalms)

 Onze = Ounce  Ponze = Pound (16 Onzes)  Tonze = Ton (2,000 Ponze)

 Bell = Hour (1 Hour in game time = 2m 55s in real life)  Sun = Day (24 Bells)  Sennight = Week (8 Suns)  Fortnight = 2 Weeks (16 Suns)  Moon = Month (32 Suns)  Year = Year (12 Moons)  Epoch = 12 Years or one full Zodiac.

 Astral Era = Time when mankind builds up his civilizations. (Seem to average 1000-1500 years.)  Umbral Era = Time when mankind tears down his civilizations. (Length of time varies greatly.)

http://ffxiv-roleplayers.com/showthread.php?tid=13330  (main post) I highly recommend looking at the #5 post by Sounsyy!

(Also a thank you to Cam'nahl for finding this post for me <33)

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something