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I could never be a cult leader. Too much responsibility

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Not "humans are inherently good" or "humans are inherently evil" but a secret third thing (humans are inherently social animals which means that we're very good at cooperating and being compassionate towards those we perceive as being part of our community but we're also very good at being tribal and violent towards those we perceive as threats to our community and everyone defines their community differently)

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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Ngl I was kinda hoping this would be ignored like all my other posts

I’m so horny you could put a stethoscope up to my oussy and hear my heartbeat clear as ray

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average man from florida

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I’m so horny you could put a stethoscope up to my oussy and hear my heartbeat clear as ray

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Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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Betsey Johnson Fall 2011

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet