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AU where Kells is a make up artist for Corey and Corey has a reputation for a scaring all of his other ones. But Corey doesn’t care, to him true rockers don’t need make up, but his manager puts his foot down and makes him promise to at least keep the new one around for a couple months.

When he meets his make up artist, it’s this pretty blonde kid and the first thing out of this kid’s mouth is a smart ass comments.

“Jesus Christ, you look like you just got of bed. Don’t you wash your face in the morning? I can’t apply make up properly if your face looks dry as a desert.”

Corey squints his eyes at the little bastard.

“Do you know who you’re talking too, kid?”

“Yeah, I’m talking to someone who can’t even show up on time for they’re own show.”

Cory looks a little confused. “What are you talking about, I’m on time-“

“Your make up session before show started at 2:00. It’s 2:45 and you go on at 3:20. Now sit in the chair so I can prep your face.” This kid has a lot of nerve bossing him around, but he sits in the chair.

“You know kid, I can fire you for being such smart ass.”

Kells rolls his eyes as he gets a bottle of toner and a cotton ball.

“I don’t give a shit.” He flatly says. “I have other clients that aren’t assholes. Now hold still.” As Kelly applies the toner to his face, Corey has to stop himself from grinning.

He might keep this one.

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Halloween where Kelly dresses up in the charge  armor set from tears of the kingdom.

He be perfect for it, espically since he loves crop tops and his messy blonde hair would go perfect with it. You can’t tell me he wouldn’t look good in this

Em loves the outfit and can’t stop staring, but there’s one draw back from this. The damn  constant jingling from  jewelry.

When’s he’s fucking Kells in the costume, he grunts in annoyance. “Jesus it’s like I’m fucking a wind chime.” He says while giving another thrust.

He hears Kelly give a whine and the jewelry jingle when he does it.

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Kelly and Em sleeping on the couch together and Em forgot to take a piece of gum out his mouth he was chewing. It falls out his mouth and gets in Kells hair eventually.

Em is the first to wake up and he gaspes in horror. Kelly is going to throw a fit and he does not want to deal with an angry twink right now.

He quickly gets some scissors and comes back. He carefully cuts the strand of hair. He sighs in relief once he sees it won’t be noticeable, but as he’s about to put the scissors away, kelly wakes up. Em gulps a little and is about to explain himself.

But Kelly just smiles and says “you’re giving me a haircut? Awesome. I need a little trim, not going to lie dude.” He sits up. “You think you can brush it for me after your done?” Em nods and when he’s finished kelly is looking pretty cute with his hair cut.

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Legend of Zelda AU where Kelly is link and Em is a king he needs to protect and he needs to protect the kingdom. Kelly’s is a good swordsman, but when Em first learned that he is the chosen one, he was hoping it was a joke.

Kelly shield surf on a hill on the day he met Marshall and Kells nearly broke his neck, making Em mumble

“This is who the gods chose?” He says flatly.

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In a nbc hannibal AU, Em is so addicted Colson in a way he can’t help. There are times he wants to strangle this evil twink, other times he just wants to fuck him.

Sometimes he comes into Colson’s office and the blonde is at his  piano playing a soft  melody.

“Marshall, it’s good that you came back. Have a seat.” He says without even turning around.

And Colson loves how he can get inside Em’s head so easily and loves how fascinating he is, He once made Em draw a clock face and that test showed that Em was slowly spiraling out of control.

When Em knows that this well dress blonde is something sinister, Kelly can’t help but tease him a little and give him little hints.

When Kelly has him over for dinner one time, Em straight up ask “are you going to poison me tonight?”

“Marshall don’t be ridiculous. I wouldn’t do that to the food.”

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Another hannibal AU where Kells gets a new patient. It’s Corey and it starts out as typical talk in therapy in until corey starts to say some things that are not unsettling to Kells, but it strange and he starts to ask certain questions.

“When I was young I went to culinary school, I was hoping my habit of picking fights would be over, but unfortunately I got to a slight altercation with another guy there.”

“And did you strike him like you did with the others?”

“No. I put his face on an open flame from the oven.” Corey says casually. “It’s werid. While he screaming, I smelled his cooked flesh. It almost smell…good. Tell me doctor, does human flesh truly taste like pork?”

“I wouldn’t know-“

Suddenly Corey gets up and gets in his face. “You don’t have to hide. I know.” Corey says with a grin. “I know you’re the cheapskate ripper, but don’t worry I won’t tell.” Corey says and gives a lick to Kells cheek and Kells punches him, knocking him out.

Kells looks at the man. He won’t eat him, he’ll keep him alive. The man might be more deranged than him but he is  fascinating, but not more interesting than Em.

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Corey Taylor meeting Kells backstage at a festival and of course just in five minutes, Kelly pisses him off by talking.

“Do you ever shut up?” Corey ask

“Only when I’m alseep.”

“You fucking pink twink Barbie, l-“

“Hey buddy, back up.” A different voice Says and both notice Em. “I’m not sure if you heard, but this kid is my territory.”

The rock star smirks. “Is he now? What happens when I take your territory?”

“I will fucking end you.”

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Kells temporarily going half blind because of a brutal accident at a concert. He has to wear an eye patch until he fully recovers. And once Em sees him with it he can’t help but make a few pirate jokes at Kells.

Kelly would glare and tell him to fuck, about to walk away. “Wait a minute kid, don’t walk to ahead of me, I don’t want you waking into stuff since you’re  depth perception is off.”

“If you’re going to make pirate jokes at me, then I don’t need your-ow!”

Kelly bumps into a pole and Em sighs. He gently grabs Kelly’s hand to guide him.

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Kelly would definitely go around the city taking pics of Christmas trees and he drags Em along. Em thinks a bit silly, until kelly shows him this Christmas tree scrap book he made. It has tons of different Christmas pics be taken through the years.

Em feels his heart burst when he looks through it and when he finds a pic of 10 year old Kells with a Christmas tree, his heart nearly explodes from how cute it is. The blonde has missing baby teeth in that pic, what’s cuter than that?

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When it’s Christmas it’s always hard for Em to get a regular tree, because just a few days before November, Kelly gets a pink Christmas tree to put up.

One year he was able to get a traditional Christmas tree, but as soon he got home from the studio it’s covered in pink decorations.

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Top gun AU where Kelly is a reckless young pilot in the navy and Em is one too who is sick of his nonsense.

Kelly is dangerous and nearly always getting himself killed. One time he almost drowns from a wreckage and Em immediately jumps in the water to save him. Later Em is chewing him  out in the infirmary for almost getting killed while Kelly is wrapped in towels and blankets, and shivering a bit.

Kelly also doesn’t seem to understand what personal space is. He’s always in Em’s face with a flirty smile on him, standing next to Em in the showers, eyeing his naked body. He also tries to get Em’s attention in they’re top gun classes by throwing winks at him or obscenely  indulging in his oral fixation with a pen and looking at Em while he does it.

Sometimes When Em gets super pissed at Kells for being a little shit he slams him against the lockers and Kells loves it so much that he just grins and ask Em “is this the part where you shut me up?”

(Em does shut him up by fucking his throat.)

Now for they’re call signs, Kell’s would be poodle. He’s pretty boy so it’s perfect for him, plus he has the confidence and cockiness of a poodle. 

Em’s is humming bird. He’s small, fast and pratically agile when flying.

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Everyone Halloween kelly always gets frustrated with Em. Because they discuss the idea of couple costumes, but Em just messes with the blonde and dresses as something completely different. This year Kelly is completely dressed as maleficent and Em is supposed to be the crow.

But when Em shows him up at the door, He’s wearing Mickey Mouse Ears.

Kelly frowns. “You supposed to be Diaval.”

“They we’re out of bird stuff at party city…you know technically we’re still matching. We’re both Disney theme-“

Kelly bonks Em’s head with his foam scepter

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Kells doing another photo shoot and it ends up looking a bit like this.

He’s taking pics in a beautiful area and is on a short 15 minute break, eating an in-and-out burger. He’s half way through it, but the photographer goes over to him and grabs his wrist.

“You supposed to be back 5 minutes ago, come on.”

He pulls Kelly to the set and sits him down near a vintage car.  “wait-“ Kelly says with his mouth still a little full, buts it’s too late. His Picture is taken.

Later Em is looking at a magazine and spots the photo of the younger man. Kelly groans once he sees Em looking at them. “I can’t believe they used that, it’s so embarrassing.”

Em almost looks at him as if he was joking. Kelly still looks gorgeous even with a half eaten sloppy burger in his hand and mouth full. 

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Crop tops! Crop tops!

All I can think is Em staring at his at him while he’s in one, but then scolding him for wearing one in the cold weather.

Also I’m thinking about Corey watching Kells eat a ice cream cone while he’s in one and some of it drips on his exposed skin. “Here let me get that for you.” He mumbles about to reach for Kelly’s stomach, but the blonde slaps his hand away.

Corey buying him one with his band on it. Kelly smiles as he takes it. “Wow this is cool! Thanks man!”

“You’re welcome, kid.”

While he tries it on, Kelly says “hey have you seen my slim shady crop?”

“Can’t say I have.” Corey says with fake innocence, knowing damn well he put it in the trash. 

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Kells deciding to make a perfume as part of his merch and he brings Em some samples of different scents he might us for the finale product. “Tell me what you think, this one is  vanilla and lavender.” He sprays it on a testing sheet and gives it to the older man.

“Smells like you after you take take a bath with those bath bombs in it. Not for me.”

Em then sees a fly buzzing around and he sprays it with the tester. It goes down. “But it does make a good bug spray though.”

One minute later, Kells is  pouting on the sofa, giving Em the silent treatment.

“Oh come on, I meant in a good way.” Em says.

Kells just sprays him to make him go away.

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Thinking about headcanons for Emgk's different responses to stress...

Colson feels kind of obvious, he smokes. Weed, cigarettes, a fucking vape when he's really low on options, but no matter what it is, when he's at Marshall's house, or in their hotel and something comes up that utterly stresses him out it's his go to move.

He's got writers block? He smokes. The media is being a total cunt and taking his words out of context? He smokes. Him and Marshall got into some stupid petty argument and now his boyfriend has stormed out of the hotel room and he's not sure whether he's going to be enjoying some crazy good makeup sex later or flying home? He smokes a whole fucking packet of cigarettes in one sitting. The complimentary ash tray completely filled up with two dozen mismatch sized butts and ash by the time the door finally beeps and pops open.

Colson doesn't even like cigarettes that much, it just keeps the urges to smash every nearest item in his path or to make a call and snort a line off the table at bay long enough for Marshall to finally come home. Because that's stuff he can't afford to do anymore. Not now that they're in an adult relationship and his partner is the picture of sobriety.

Reacting like a child and trashing their room will only further back Marshall's claims that he's childish or immature.

That doesn't mean the substitute is perfect though. Both he and Marshall hate it, Marsh with the realistic worries about his future lung health, and Colson because every single time it happens he also finds himself standing over the bathroom sink. Toothbrush in hand, scrubbing over his teeth, his tongue, his fucking gums until there's a tiny tint of blood in his mouth and his gag reflex is severely tested. All because the childish part of him refuses to kiss Marshall with that taste on his tongue. Doesn't want his desperately needed makeup kiss to be spoiled by the shitty ghost of nicotine lining his mouth.

Meanwhile for Marshall, when he's the one stressing out he binge eats.

Colson can tell right away whenever something is on his boyfriends mind just by the sight of one two many sucker wrappers or chocolate foils. It's ironic really. Because they both know Marshall developed the habit during his recovery. Sugar being every alcoholic or addicts go to replacement.

It's kind of cute sometimes, seeing Marshall's cheeks stuffed and his eyebrows furrowed. Or when he hears the tell tale crinkle of snack wrappers in the older rappers hoodie hours after the man insists he's unbothered by some stupid thing.

But like with Colson's habit it's nothing but a poor coping skill. Because after comes the running, or the lifting, just excessive extra working out that borders on unhealthy because like the cigarettes Marshall worries over the long term consequences.

Marshall avoids him too at times because of it. Not to go brush his teeth and so he can fret over Colson tasting chocolate and caramel on his tongue, but because of his weight.

Nevermind the fact that Colson can hardly remember a time where he noticed some giant fluctuation in his boyfriends weight due to it.

So on really bad nights, where they've spent what feels like the whole day arguing it's almost guaranteed they'll find themselves standing in the bathroom together. Colson's mouth frothing full of wet foam and Marshall's pulled to the side in a tight line while he feet balance ontop of the electric scale. Too fools, ignoring the hypocrisy in their words as they reassure the other that they're being dramatic.

"You're breath smells fine-"

"You're more in shape than me babe-"

It's stupid. Completely ridiculous but, always still the perfect thing to bring them back together just in time for bed.