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“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

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“You wish to give words to unforgettable things.”

— Jorge Luis Borges, tr. by Tony Barnstone, from Selected Poems; “Limits,”

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Creek Blues // Nicole Dollanganger

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“The scariest thing about the world is knowing it goes on when you’re not there.”

— Eric Kahn Gale, The Bully Book  (via thequotejournals)

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you fools thinking shakespeare is about love drama death or humanity when it’s actually all about who can say the most and coolest words 

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“One World out of Many” [Digital Collage, 2017]

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An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s screamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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“The Fellowship of the Rotting Flesh” [Digital Collage, 2019]

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Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

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I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head

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the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

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*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*