candytreedepartment
candytreedepartment
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The worst thing in the world can happen, but the next day the sun will come up. And you will eat your toast. And you will drink your tea. Grace/26/Canada
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candytreedepartment · 2 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 3 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 4 days ago
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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
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candytreedepartment · 5 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 8 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 8 days ago
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does anyone know how to make a desicion
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candytreedepartment · 10 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 12 days ago
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i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything
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candytreedepartment · 13 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 13 days ago
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december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand
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candytreedepartment · 13 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 13 days ago
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candytreedepartment · 15 days ago
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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
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candytreedepartment · 17 days ago
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2013 was like… sweater weather, chocolate, Pompeii, little lion man, Ho hey.. what happened to that
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candytreedepartment · 18 days ago
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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time
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candytreedepartment · 19 days ago
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A delicious table for one
for Traffic Cone tonight. 🔶
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