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staal bunyan
roper | 20s | he/theyi brake for certified dilf rod brind’amour and floor it for don waddell and tom dundon follow from @dogjorts
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i wanna know what the siren song of cbj is that just attracts dissatisfied central canadian team star players
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trades are just part of the sport and you have to grow up about it until it’s my specialest little soldier who gets traded then it’s real and true and deserved burn the fucking whole arena down
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steven lorentz’s intermission interview with tripp tracy | car v nash
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oh this is my villain origin now they traded MY workhorse seventh rounder to the SHARKS??
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LMAO CHICAGO IS GONNA INVENT NEW WAYS TO BLOW ABSOLUTE HOT GARBAGE THIS SEASON
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who’s ready to be torn asunder by the front office???
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bye troch 👋
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back at caneshateaccount for the off-season boys
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maybe torts and deangelo will simply kill each other
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i cant wait for the canes to learn that pouring all their money into zippy offensive players and just throwing their 3 cap space dollars at whatever bargain bin defenseman are available maybe isnt a cup winning strategy
#carolina hurricanes#its just not#get me in the front office i have words#thats probably my biggest red flag i really think i can run this damn sports team
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i think they should let me handle the canes trades and acquisitions so i can pick a team just on vibes
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i love being in draft and trade season again because we were so pissed last year at the decisions, thought we were proved wrong, and then were ultimately proved right when we just spectacularly fell apart at the end of the season. i have no respect for the front office anymore and cant wait to see what garbage decisions they make this year
#you cant build a team that goes far if you dont give any of them time to build together!#you cant just overhaul every year and expect it to work like in 2006!#we need defensive consistency not just going FUCK it and seeing who fits into our miniscule cap space#its about the INVESTMENT#colorado got there because of the INVESTMENT
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BYE BITCH!!!!!!
#canes#sorry flyers fans im so sorry but also im so happy i dont have to see that motherfucker anymore#also waiting with bated breath about ethan bear we did him so dirty he better get a FAT contract#but also#what are the canes fucking doing
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canes management threw away all goodwill this season by getting rid of a fan favorite highly skilled offensive defenseman to sign a racist asshole whos been absolutely dogshit in the playoffs for cheap. and theyre still gonna lose in the second round.
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men are like "explain the offside rule" easy. it's right when i agree and wrong when i don't
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hockey is a social construct it’s not real and it also can’t hurt me
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