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hi! I've honestly been craving some qpr headcanons with Alastor as someone who's also aroace! The concept piques my curiosity so much considering most of the stuff with him is purely romantic (no offense to those writers, I just wanna see more qpr stuff! :])

Of course! But do forgive me, annon, I got so carried away with this 😅. I just really like Alastor a lot.

I ended up writing some backstory to your relationship first, but I highlighted the start of the proper qpr headcanons if you feel like skipping that.

Obligatory I'm sorry if this is ooc, I'm still getting used to writing about these characters. This is also all based on my own perception of him.

(Also, I am aware that qprs are very different from one another and there is no single mold for a qpr, I'm just going off of what I think it would be like with Alastor.)

Uhh, I also finished this at 1 AM, so forgive any mistakes. And I'm pretty sure I changed the verb conjugations(? Is this how you say that in English?) from present to past at some point. Sorry. Enough with the A/Ns now. Hope you enjoy!

Alastor queerplatonic relationship headcanons

(gender neutral reader, Alastor x reader)

‼️Trigger-warning‼️: mentions of cannibalism (not graphic), a single mention of tongue-kissing and making out (spoiler: he doesn't want either of those things in this work.) Usage of the word queer, but not as a slur. Alastor is a grandpa and you have to explain LGBTQ+ stuff to him, but he gets it.

› At first, before you were close, it's likely that he didn't see you as an equal.

› Truly, in his eyes, it seems not really is his equal. He is the most powerful overlord in hell and he knows it.

› Unless you are someone he holds in high regard (and this is mostly based on vibes, barely anything to do with power, as we can see by how he is with Lucifer of all people) before your first meeting, like Zestial, you won't be on equal footing at first.

› You only really start getting close when his perception of you shifts.

› You respect his boundaries, you are interesting, you and him share quite a few interests (or not really, but you're at least interested in hearing about his), and you're, surprisingly, pretty wise and mature.

› And caring. I personally believe he would be drawn to that in a way that he may not even understand fully- or realize it at all.

› Still, the point is. He respects you, and you respect him.

› (And not in the way some others do, where they're only "respectful" out of fear. You would act like this regardless of his power.)

› This, by the way, is important. You don't treat him like a superior, but as an equal.

› You'd think someone like him would love to be treated like a superior, and it's true. He very much does.

› But he has to admit to himself that it does feel nice whenever someone isn't shaking in their boots and can hold really good conversations with him while still not being pushy, annoying or just generally disrespectful.

› Anyways.

› Ever since you became friends (which took long), one could say, you just kept becoming closer and closer.

› You were the first one to be vulnerable with him, of course. It happened on accident, but you trusted him enough for that.

› You were also the first one to share any more intimate information with him. Something you wouldn't tell just anyone.

› Between this, your conversations, and maybe even helping each other around (honestly, he probably helps you more than you do him, but you always offer it and always in a sweet way, never condescending, and he appreciates that.)

› He eventually felt more comfortable sharing personal things with you too.

› (He may have distanced himself a bit when he realized this, but it was short-lived. You can't be without each other for so long, and you were pretty upset at his suddenly withdrawal. You may not have mentioned it to him, but he could tell, and as much as he hated to admit it, it hurt him to see you sad because of him.)

› This marks the beginning of the path toward your queerplatonic relationship.

› I mean, you didn't initially label it as such, but it definitely started there.

› Surprisingly, I feel like the first one to ever do any sort of affectionate gesture towards the other was him.

› You knew he didn't like to be touched, so you didn't.

› But! He just started getting more and more comfortable with touching you. At first it was hands on your shoulders, or putting his arm over them.

› I can even see a head pat or two, which he probably passed off as some sort of joke the first few times, but, if you liked them so much, just became a thing he does to you.

› And then one day you, completely absent-mindedly, intertwined your arm with his while walking around.

› When you noticed you had done it and he hadn't said anything, you questioned him about it.

› "Alastor, I'm sorry I didn't ask... is this alright?"

› "This?... Oh, you mean the arms? Ah, dear, don't worry, if it weren't I would have simply told you so!"

› From them on you only got more and more physically affectionate with each other. At first you would usually be the one to start it, but eventually you were both shockingly equal in doing so.

› (You still would always ask if you could touch him beforehand, but after a while he just gave you a free-pass.)

› Not a lot in public, though. Mostly just hand holding, or intertwining arms (if in public, that is.)

› Alastor also was so protective of you. You were the person he treasured most, after all.

› Well, demon.

› Even if you told him you were going to be okay, he would watch out nonetheless. He couldn't afford to lose you, not when he's never trusted and cared for a person this much.

› You two also cuddle a lot. You were the first one to ask, as usual, but now both of you feel weird sleeping alone.

› Alastor loves being the big spoon, if you're doing that.

› But he is also quite fond of occasionally being the little spoon, although he wouldn't be caught dead admitting it.

› A hobby you two do together is cooking. Cooking with Alastor is fun... especially if you're okay with cannibalism.

› But if you don't like that, he won't insist, of course.

› He's pretty good at cooking, though! If you're also good at it, then great. If not, he'll tease you about it (in a friendly way), but still teach you.

› On teasing, he teases you quite a bit, but never in a mean way. If you don't mind, of course.

› You also may tease him occasionally, but he doesn't appreciate you teasing him in public.

› The two of you also have a good amount of inside jokes that probably confuse the hell out of the others.

› Kissing... well. I don't really see Alastor as the type who would enjoy kissing on the lips too much.

› Tongue is out of question for him, as well as any sort of making out, but otherwise... if you like it, he can do that for you.

› He might actually like a peck or two. An acquired taste for him. Don't overdo it, though.

› Of course, him being from the 1930s and not very familiar with anything LGBTQ+ related, he would, at first, be somewhat confused by the request.

› You would probably have to explain to him that nothing is inherently romantic, especially not if you don't want it to be.

› "A kiss on the lips? Well... we aren't courting, Y/n."

› "We can put our own meanings to things, though. Would you like this kiss to be romantic?"

› "Definitely not!"

› "Well, me neither. So it's not!"

› "... That is very sound logic! I can't believe I've never thought of this myself."

› Kisses on the rest of the face are something else, though. He does enjoy it whenever you kiss him on the cheek. He himself might occasionally kiss you on the forehead.

› But overall I don't think he's big on kissing.

› If you want to really solidify that you're in a queerplatonic relationship you'd also have to explain what that means to him, sorry.

› Again, he's old and not up to date with things.

› Thankfully he understands things easily.

› "I see... I suppose we do have quite the queer relationship, don't we? And it is certainly platonic. I don't see why not!"

› Going back to vulnerability. It will never feel fully natural for him to just be vulnerable with you — or anyone else, for the matter.

› (In case you couldn't tell, he's using the word queer as meaning odd (and doing a little pun. You know. Because it's a. Queerplatonic relationship. Queer. Hehehehe), as it defies the norm of what a platonic relationship usually looks like, despite being one.)

› But you know him well enough at this point to recognize whenever there's something going on with him.

› And if you show concern and give him enough time he will share whatever it is with you.

› If it's not anything too big he might even reach out to you first.

› He can also read you like a book and gives surprisingly good advice, and is also pretty good at comforting you.

› You are the only person allowed at his studio while he's live on the radio. You usually read as he speaks in the background, his voice is very relaxing. He enjoys having you around.

› He's also particularly gentlemanly to you, more than to the others. When you're with him you never have to open a single door yourself, for one. If it's raining, he'll hold the umbrella for the two of you. When walking together on the sidewalk, he's always on the side closest to the street instead of you.

› You two often go out for dinner. If you also fancy some cannibalism, he will definitely show you his favorite restaurants around. If not he will just pick the best non-cannibal places (but you know those are not his favorites, haha.)

› He just cares about you a lot, even if it took him long to admit (it may have seemed fast-paced during this, but Alastor is someone who really takes long to get close to.)

› And you care about him lot too!

› (And you're probably never going to be in a life-threatening situation again, at least not at the hands of most demons. Who would ever want trouble with Alastor?)

#alastor x reader #platonic alastor x reader #queerplatonic alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #headcanons #buffet tag

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cannibalbuffe · 2 months

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works in progress!

› Husk x reader where they both work at the bar

› Husk x reader that I can't describe in a small sentence but ohhohoohohho I like this one

› Alastor helps you with your hair (this wasn't request, I just wanted to do it 🥹.)

› Nifty x gn reader

(I might not write in this order, I'll just post what I finish first!)

#my wips

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cannibalbuffe · 2 months

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Hi, can you do some SFW and NSFW headcanons of Lucifer x male!reader with fatherly vibes? :D

I like your mind, annon. Hope you enjoy!

I did make him a bit of a bottom, though. I'm not sure if this is to your liking and I don't know how people usually portray him 😅.

(This is also according to what I think are fatherly vibes, I'm sorry if anything's off!)

Lucifer w/ a s/o that gives fatherly vibes headcanons

(male reader, romantic, sfw and nsfw.)

SFW ✓

› Lucifer may be a dad... but, and I'm sorry for this, he is neither very good at it or having dad vibes.

› He's more... awkward and silly. And quite submissive, most of the time. At least in relation to you.

› (I'm still talking about personality, alright? But do put a pin on that...)

› And slightly anxious. Or very... depending on the situation.

› So he would suit a partner with fatherly vibes quite well.

› I'm sure he thinks it's very attractive, the way you're gentle yet assertive. Soft but still dominating.

› You can provide him some sort of guidance when his mind is too cluttered to think straight.

› Or just general guidance.

› "I need to call Charlie, but what if she doesn't want to hear from me?! What if I'm acting too weird and then she doesn't like me and our relationship is messed up forever?!"

› "Darling, relax! It will be fine. All you need to do is call her and be yourself. She'll be happy that you called, and she loves you as you are. She's said so herself, remember?"

› "Ah... You're right. I'll call her! I can do it!"

› "Yes, good job! You'll see, it will be okay. I'm here for you, alright?"

› Also, the praise. You praise him so gently whenever he does something nice and it just melts his heart.

› That and how affectionate and comforting you can be.

› You just make him feel safe and loved.

› And support his hobbies! Even if they're unusual (I'm talking about the ducks.)

› Whenever you help him with something, it makes him happy. But it's usually emotional things or tidying up, seeing as he's literally the most powerful being in all of hell... I don't think he usually needs your help with other things.

› Being Lucifer's partner, of course you do meet Charlie at some point. And of course you are such a dad to her! (On accident, you're not trying to steal his spot or anything... you're just like that.)

› And of course he does get a bit jealous... But he is also very happy that his daughter approves of you.

› The good thing is that this also pushes him to try harder to show up for Charlie, despite all of his personal problems. And you're proud of him for that.

› You do scold him sometimes, though. Whenever needed, of course, he's no child. The scolding is stern but you always end up comforting him after because you're soft.

› (He kind of finds it hot.)

NSFW ✓

› Again... You're mostly dominating, he's mostly submissive.

› Are you following?

› You're such a gentle dom and it really gets him going.

› Whenever he does something you enjoy you give him such sweet praises.

› "Ah... Such a good boy, my love. Good boy..."

› Those types of praise make him go! He's obedient just to hear it!

› Well, not always so obedient...

› Look at him. You can't tell me he doesn't love getting a rise out of you just to see your reactions.

› You make sure to put him in his place.

› Despite him technically being more powerful than you, your personality towers over him.

› Imagine him bellow you. Face down, ass up.

› Or his pinned down and facing you, it works too.

› "I didn't want to do this, but you left me with no other choice... You were bad. I didn't give you permission to disobey. You need to learn how to respect authority... And you will."

› "A-ah, y-yes... I'm sorry, y/n..."

› He won't. You know he won't, he knows he won't. That's the fun part!

› He may top you occasionally, but that's because you allowed him to. You could take over anytime you want. He knows this, too.

› And even if he's topping you, you're usually the one guiding him and giving all the praise that he loves so much.

› (Unless he doesn't want that, but this isn't about that.)

› Your aftercare is top tier, though. Warm bath with as many ducks as he wants, back massage, cuddles, sweet words. You're so good to him.

› After you're both done he doesn't need to lift a finger.

#lucifer x reader #lucifer magne x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer x male reader #nsfw #minors dni #lucifer x male reader #buffet tag

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cannibalbuffe · 2 months

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You have a preference for fluff? Hey, me too!!

I hope that in such case you'd be willing to write some fluffy headcanons for Husk; what would he be like, with a reader that loves cuddling with him?

Because I would totally be like that, always looking for hugs and stuff justtt to hear him purring ^_^

Fluff gang! 🤜

And you are so right, cuddling with Husk must be very nice... Fluffy guy. (Unless you are severely allergic to cats, like me. Still would be worth it though.)

This could be a bit ooc, I've never written for these characters, so sorry about that. Hope you enjoy!

Fluffy Husk headcannons w/ very cuddly reader!

(gn reader, can be read as either romantic or platonic.)

› First of all, I feel like Husk isn't really one to seek out cuddles himself. At least not initially.

› If you two aren't close and you ask for it, you'll just get a no (or variations of no.)

› (Although I can see him reluctantly agreeing to it if you're very drunk and very sad and hug him all "ohhh, Husk, my life is terrible waaaa" and he just sighs, rolls his eyes and gives you a few taps on the back, like "there, there... Now get off of me.")

› BUT! If you're already close and you've been respectful of his boundaries, that changed things.

› Even if he's still just as grumpy as usual, he would find it endearing that you like cuddling with him so much.

› Might even be surprised that you would want to do that with him, I don't think anyone has ever asked that.

› The first time it happened he would go silent for a bit, but, still reluctantly, agree.

› "You want to cuddle with me?... Fine. But only for a little bit."

› The difference is that he just doesn't ask you to stop. Unless he has to do something that he can't do while you're cuddling.

› Or if Alastor enters the room.

› If anyone questions this, hell just respond with "that's none of your business."

› Since you're his dear friend, or more than that, he even finds it comforting.

› In comes... the purring.

› Purrrrrrrrrr...

› "Enjoying yourself, Husk?"

› "Well, I supposed it's... It's nice. I could get used to this."

› If you mention him being fluffy he's just gonna chuckle.

› If you mention the purring, though, he might get a bit flustered.

› If you do it oftenly enough he gets worried when you don't ask to cuddle him.

› And if you're feeling bad he will offer cuddles to cheer you up, since you like it so much.

› If you're extremely close and he's feeling particularly terrible, like, really, really terrible, he might even ask YOU for cuddles.

› He will be embarrassed about it, of course. But he trusts you.

› Basically, if you're in this situation you're very lucky. Enjoy the fluff! Literally and figuratively, haha.

#husk x reader #husk x gn reader #hazbin hotel x reader #husk fluff #buffet tag

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cannibalbuffe · 2 months

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intro!

Hello! You can call me B, and I created this blog specifically to write for Hazbin Hotel. I do have a few ideas of my own, but sometimes I don't know what to write so I would really like getting some requests. I'll leave a list of who I write for and what I will and won't write.

Before I start, I'd like to make it clear that I only write x gender neutral or x male reader works. You can be of any gender to request, ofc. The genitalia also can be whatever.

!MINORS DNI!

characters i write for:

› Alastor (only platonic or qpr. No smut.*)

› Husk

› Angel Dust

› Sir Pentious

› Nifty

› Vox

› Valentino

› Velvette

› Adam

› Lute

› Lucifer

*for now, at least. Some asexuals might engage in sexual activities for a variety of reasons, but I'm still thinking of how I would, and if I would, approach this with Alastor.

rules:

› Again, only male or gender neutral reader inserts.

› Smut is allowed! And as such, this blog is 18+. Minors, please do not interact. (I will, of course, tag what is NSFW as such.)

› I can write toxic relationships/tropes, but it really depends on how I'm feeling. Just ask and if I can't deal with that at the moment, I'll just save it in my inbox for later. Angst also depends on my mood.

› I errr have a preference for fluff. This isn't a rule, I'm just saying, haha.

› Kink is allowed!

› Exceptions: ageplay, diapers, any bodily fluid that isn't blood, vore. If you request a kink I don't want to write for I'll just tell you, no judging.

› You can only request headcannons or one-shots.

› Know that I can refuse to write anything for any reason, and I am a slow writer. Be patient </3.

› I will absolutely not write (non-platonic) adult x minor, incest and non-con.

› No character x character requests.

‼️ Be aware that I do not agree with everything I write about. Writing can be used to explore dark themes, and sometimes I might do that. It doesn't mean I support those things. ‼️

(Less importantly, English isn't my first language. I ask, once again, for patience 💔.)

I'll make a master list once I have enough works to fill it up.

My writing tag: #buffet tag.

List of works in progress:

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor x reader #husker x reader #angel dust x reader #adam x reader #vox x reader #valentino x reader #velvette x reader #lute x reader #lucifer x reader #nifty x reader #sir pentious x reader #minors dni #husk x reader

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