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you could fix it with To The Moon

we,re reaching new levels of negative synergy

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they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

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no this was just something that crossed my mind I've been 19 for months

absolute batshit insane that I'm 19 years old. who the fuck decided I was allowed to do that?

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absolute batshit insane that I'm 19 years old. who the fuck decided I was allowed to do that?

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janet from the good place is my favorite. not a girl, not a robot, ostensibly uses she/her pronouns

she's like me fr

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May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.

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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Just saw a small child fishing by the river instead of being on his phone. Is this how we want our society to be…?

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woah who put these deltarunes here

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Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it