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Me when I’m next

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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whenever i scroll through pinterest i always end up drawing ashe winters

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i can do anything… the temple of my soul tells me so

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live jerma reaction to lesbianism

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GODDDDDDDD the world is so beautiful. Just read a great fanfic. Sitting on my bathroom floor. I love lifes great mysteries.

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If I found out someone was sexually attracted to me I would kill myself in front of them

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first american pope should have been bruce springsteen

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How are my sweetie pees

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Let’s ride!

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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Arrrr

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booted up my late grandpa’s Macintosh SE to look around - didn’t really find much but did find this under a file called HyperCard (art ideas)

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Rat from Pathologic Classic HD on a Transgender flag background

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and honey, us the fable