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I'll be back home come Thursday! If you want to chat ooc, be it to plot or otherwise, feel free to hit my IMs or come grab me on Discord @ dinolord93 until then! Plotting's about all I can do really until I'm back at my computer. I might be kinda slow but I'm lurking around!

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When I get back, first thing I'm doing in terms of blog work is getting infxction (my Resident Evil blog!) up and running! After that, an OC multi attached to this as a sideblog, mostly focused on my Bleach OCs (if not entirely). I already have a Notion page for it half-finished! From there I'll either get my Transformers blog or Red Dead blog going again, I'm torn between the two. But the Transformers RPC seems pretty dead so I'll more than likely go for Red Dead. Gotta bring back the Lumbago.

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I can't wait to come back here and annoy everyone with Gin again

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Out of state for the moment. Writing to come when I'm back home!

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send ✨ if you like my writing and feel free to tell me why !! the rpc is in serious need of some positivity.

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I'm gonna work on OCs for a bit! Mostly my Resident Evil ones, since I actually managed to dig up NOTES from 2019 (believe me, I'm more surprised than anyone that I actually wrote this down) so I'm redeveloping! Plus one batshit crazy shapeshifter I've been working on on and off for the past week. May include him on the Resi blog, I'm not certain yet. Either way, fun things are comin'!

I'll be back to do more here a little later tonight!

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Lumbago.

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Send “Who are YOU?” to meet a Muse from one of Muns other blogs!

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@hollownekomata inquired: //★ + Izuru for Gin!

Send me ★ + a name of another muse / character in my muse's canon and they'll talk about their relationship with them || Accepting!

"Oh? You want to know about Izuru and I? There's really not much to tell. He is my subordinate, and I his Captain. He helps me manage things in Squad 3, but we're really not that close beyond that. Though, I admit, I may have a slight fondness for him. He's a good sort, you know? And for all the trouble he goes to, he really should get more recognition. If you happen to see any of the usuals disrespecting him, do come and tell me, won't you?"

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@captastrophe inquired: Kanakura Killer has appeared! (It's totes not Zangetsu)! "Well, Kanakura Beast (Tasuki), Kanakura town is mine now. You and the rest of the Riders combined will be no match for me. No Soul Reaper either can hope to match my power. All the hollows around here are my prey and if you riders steal my food, you all will be my dinner instead! HA!"

Unprompted! || Always welcome!

"Seriously? Do I really have to do this?"

"IT'S GOOD FOR THE CAMERA! YOU HAVE TO TRUST YOUR HERO-PRODUCER, KARAKURA BEAST!"

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"Fine. Oh no, it's the Karakura Killer. Guess I have to fight you. You'll never defeat me, with my incredible muscles and glamorous- seriously? These are my lines? Nah, screw this, I'm goin' home." And off struts the Karakura Beast, forfeiting the battle! Karakura Killer wins! And Don Kanonji cries out in despair at his falling ratings.

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Anonymous inquired: Toph, WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?

Unprompted || Always welcome!

"How the heck should I know? I'm BLIND. But I'm guessing it's something weird on the ground I can't see."

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@roaringxthunder inquired: "Yachiru-fukutaicho, I would appreciate a little warning before you come to my office. It would allow me to make sure your snacks were out for you." He said as he set a bowl of Yachiru's favorite candies on the desk. He tried keeping note of everyones likes for more personalized care.

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"But then it wouldn't be as fun! You make funny faces when you're surprised, Taro!" Yachiru bounds around his office, skipping along, until the candies are on the desk - at which time she launches herself forwards, and faceplants into the bowl, sending herself and the bowl crashing across the room.

"Fhen gyoo!" Spoken with a mouth full of candies. She remains a gremlin, as ever.

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@kukkapuro inquired: BAM!!! 💥🐾 Something small, pink-tongued, and wagging like a hurricane barrels straight into Yachiru’s ankles. ITS A TINY LADY!!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗 THIS TINY PERSON IS HIS SIZE!! SHE SMELLS LIKE COTTON CANDY AND DESTRUCTION!!!!!!! WANNA GO FIND SOMETHING TO STEAL—I MEAN—‘LIBERATE WITH JOY TINY LADY’?!?!” Kukkapūro spins in wild, delighted circles around her feet, flopping over dramatically and showing his belly like a BRAVE WARRIOR OF FRIENDSHIP™ DOES YOU WANT A ROCK?? HE FOUND A REALLY GOOD ROCK!! LOOK LOOK!!” He drops a weirdly heart-shaped pebble at her toes, tongue lolling. IT TASTES LIKE CHALK AND DANGER!!! 🐾🩷✨ He is ready. For crime. Or snacks. Or cuddles. Possibly all three.

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Whoa! She's never seen one of those before! A dog that looks & smells like a hollow, but acts like a cute puppy! The impact doesn't even really unsteady her, but she does shift her weight onto one leg and do a little spin to get a better look. It's a doggo! A woofer! A borker, even! And it has so much ENERGY, much like herself! It seems to crave chaos - to want to abscond with goodies from unsuspecting dummies! Now that was an idea Yachiru could always get behind.

Then he does a little spin! Yachiru lights up seeing it, it's just so cute! The spins, the floppery, the invitation for a belly rub that Yachiru gladly accepts - dropping down to crouch and give him all the belly rubs!

But then he offers more!

A rock? A good rock? Heart-shaped and cute? For a moment, Yachiru merely stares at it.

"That IS a good rock! You really know your stuff, woofer snoof!" Nickname pending, that's the best she has off the top of her head! He's definitely getting all three. Crime, snacks, cuddles, and maybe just a little bit of annoying Kurotsuchi by disrupting his dumb 'science-y' stuff. How important could it really be, anyway?~

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Anonymous inquired: In the soul society arc. Imagine if Instead kenpachi. Yachiru kusajishi fought ichigo?

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It would be simultaneously the best & worst case scenario!

If Yachiru were fighting instead of Kenpachi, that'd mean one of two things happened. Either Kenny's dead, or - the more likely option - he decided some human invader wasn't worth his time, regardless of supposed power. How strong can a human be, anyway? Which means Yachiru's there, not following orders, but for FUN.

Yachiru's already canonically shown consistent negligence in regard to orders that come from anyone other than Kenpachi. She couldn't care less about Central 46's decisions, nor about direct orders from Yamamoto, unless they give her an opportunity to have fun or help Kenpachi. She wouldn't be there to kill Ichigo. That'd be too boring - how would she play with him again if he was dead? Especially given how strong he was already thanks to Zangetsu. But between Yachiru's speed & unpredictability, he'd undoubtedly lose anyway, at least in that first battle.

So he'd still live - but only so that she could keep fighting him again, and again, and again. Just for her own whimsy. And unlike Kenpachi, Yachiru is far more single-minded when it comes to getting what she wants. He couldn't hide, he couldn't escape. She'd be making HOUSE CALLS. So, he'd live.

But he'd never know peace.

And this isn't even addressing the hints that Yachiru may well be SIGNIFICANTLY stronger than Kenpachi, and simply keeping that fact well-hidden because she prefers to watch him fight, rather than engage herself. Good luck Ichigo, you're gonna need it.

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I have returned! For now. Leaving the state for a week and a half on the 21st, but I'm gonna do my utmost to get some writing in before then! Sorry for the extended absence, I'd have been back about a week ago but I've started a new med and it's had me so tired. All I want to do is nap.

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@ramxswords inquired: Ichimaru-san, I think we should do something about the dead bodies scattered around Las Noches. We just can't keep living like this! It's come to the point where it has become an actual health hazard in here! And before ya ask, yes, I know yer not Aizen-sama's personal secretary, but how am I even supposed to talk directly to him when the man apparently is 'too good' for us and refuses to have an audience with anyone unless he's the one summoning the Espada to the meetings room?!

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"That's a good point. I'd have expected the bodies would be gone by now - after all, I was under the impression that you arrancars are rather fond of eating each other. But so many corpses presents a health risk. And...true. Aizen is rather hard to get hold of these days, isn't he? Oh, very well."

"I'll see if I can't flag his attention. If not, Tosen and I will handle the cleanup ourselves. Would that satisfy you, Nelliel?"

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ADHD is fighting me harder than usual lately. I have SO MUCH MUSE but I just cannot seem to make myself write. I've been sitting on a Gin ask for a while that I REALLY want to hit too and my brain is just refusing to cooperate. HOWEVER

With enough caffeine...