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OOTS text posts part 9 baybeeee

Part 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

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I think my favorite part about Young Stroker The Body Snatcher is that he's not even tbe uber driver. The uber driver is someone else, you're in the car already safely. But he's gonna make a quick stop. You look down at your phone and see theyre just gonna release young stroker the body snatcher into this car with you soon

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the magnus archives: statement of dipshit mcidiot regarding some spooky happenings that absolutely without a doubt did not actually happen. recording by jonathan sims. i hate my fucking job.

malevolent: OARTHUR HIDE THE CORPSE IN THE CLOSET. SHOOT THIS MAN IN THE HEAD. MOVE OARTHUR MOVE!! [soft piano music] LEFT!! THE OTHER LEFT OARTHUR!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

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tl;dr, i have enough to pay last weeks late rent (7/10) n then this upcoming rent (7/17). though i wont have much left to put towards the vet, another weeks rent ($374 USD) or other goals to gtfo of an abusive cycle. i ask of you to continue helping me, as stagnating donos will only land me in a worse spot, again.

dealing w abusers, stalkers, intense heat, disability & long painful suicidal periods. anything helps as i try to survive the heat, my body & this family. comms r tentatively back open, but will be delayed. thank you for Everything. ❤️‍🩹

— capp vnmo kofi gfm (dm for ppal!)

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Doomed yuri Roxie + Ramona sketch based on an afrikaans song I've been obsessed with for months 💔

Another sketch I'm not finishing 😪

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playing my touy

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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

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she takes studying vampires very seriously

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can they fuck already

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office pet

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i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian

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Diana + ◜◡◝ In Absolute Wonder Woman (2024) #8