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Even more of the crossover AU!

Got impatient waiting for the Chapter 3 and 4 sprites to release, so i just spent a few hours manually copying them instead

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GUYS. ASTRONOMY IS SO MUCH MATH. GUYS HEAR ME OUT

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GUYS. ASTRONOMY IS SO MUCH MATH. GUYS HEAR ME OUT

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise

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look. look at this beautiful sword meme. i’m going to cry

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Wario and Waluigi communication

weh.

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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Do modern monarchs have their own wetworks teams, to arrange away their own personal grudges? Could the late Queen Elizabeth, if sufficiently pissed by someone have rang a little bell and said "but make it look like an accident" to a flunkie, and safely have expected an accident to happen?

Officially, no. Murder is wrong.

But probably yes.

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Happy Pride Y'all!

Im a 30 year old Trans Woman who has been forced off her HRT for months due to her jobs health insurance (United lol) so if you want to help a girl possibly get a 3 month HRT supply again I have a kofi and a venmo, I know this is a stretch but I'd just really like to stop feeling dysphoric all the time even if its only for a few months again. Thank you for considering.

Venmo: @ LKarnstein

or kofi

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise

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The new chapters made that Deltarune fixation awaken once more

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Dan gets Pacifica her own hatchet/saw one birthday? Wendy and his sons liked them and "giving kids hand tools builds character"?

I really like that Babysitter AU of yours! Im kinda envisioning Pacifica meeting the rest of the Corduroys at some point and how it went

The brothers are probably oblivious to the old feud between their families and accepted her pretty quickly

Dan meanwhile, can see him being suspicious at first, but Wendy likes her so he just lets it slide (and maybe at some point, lets it slip that Wendy wanted a little sister)

Thank you!

In the Babysitter AU, since Pacifica meets Wendy when she’s really young and latches on to her pretty quickly, she gets to meet the Corduroy family at a pretty young age. I think Pacifica would’ve made friends with them, as sour and grumpy as she still was lol

Since this is my AU I’m also making the indulgent decision that she gets super close with the brother closest to her she, Kevin, bc I love a Paz and Kev friendship and Kevin is my son

I think Dan probably would’ve been like ??? ANOTHER CHILD??? But Paz was so little and so sad and kids shouldn’t be sad but since Dan can’t PUNCH away the sad he just kind of helps in his own manly Dan way, by being Paz’s weird second dad? Sorta

As they grow older she’s basically known in the household, in this AU I think Dan would’ve been the one to take Paz to the Sev’ral Times concert too they don’t need a plot they’re just in the background bonding lol

People would’ve eventually started calling her the blonde Corduroy lmfao

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everyone's mom

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I spent a strangely long time on this and I hope it was worth it, chat

lol