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launchpad-is-my-wife · 4 hours ago

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

#i’ll be thinking of my blorbos and my mom will be like are you ok? you looked pissed #this is actually so funny help

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 4 hours ago

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Soft as hell headcanons, Optiratch Edition:

Ratchet snorts when he laughs- like. Genuinely laughs and lets himself do so. Only Optimus has ever heard him do so.

Optimus, on the even RARER occasion that HE allows himself to laugh to his fullest, ends up wheezing so hard that his engine stalls a bunch and he gets the hiccups. Ratchet has been the only one to ever elicit this out of him and the last time he did so, it was a couple nights after he had become Prime.

Both of them find the others laughter absolutely adorable, cherish every single time it happens and actively try to make the other laugh in private.

#ouhghghghgjghghg #my beloveds #optiratch #transformers #optimus prime #ratchet

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 5 hours ago

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just pretend i spelt chick-fil-a right pretty pleasee 🙏

#THE WAY HE TURNED GREY TOOK ME OUT #doctor from temu help #like help him???#optiratch #transformers #optimus prime #ratchet

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 5 hours ago

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“You were a wonderful experience…”

“You were… everything…”

#CHEWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #THEY MAKE ME INSANE OUGGHHJGHG #AND RATCHETS EXPERSSION AHKJJCHKSSJKHSCA HES SO SAD #transformers prime #tfp #tfp optimus prime #optiratch #doomed yaoi goes insane #optimus prime #ratchet #tfp ratchet

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 21 hours ago

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when u wanted to do something nice and water ur moms plant but u accidentally kill it by drowning it 😭

#I DIDNT MEAN TO PUT A LOT OF WATER #i’m going to hell 😔#IM SORRY MOM

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 23 hours ago

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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post

#on gOD WERE GONNA GET YOU SOME ANTIDEPRESSANTS BRO #deltarune

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 2 days ago

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council of megatrons (aka tfo megs getting advice from a bunch of divorced mechs and 1 (one) married ex-warlord)

ive been working on this comic for so long TvT i wrote the idea down like 4 months ago in my notes app. there are a few more comics i wanna make with megs, but they're gonna have to wait until after im done with all my exams </3

#they all fumbled #except earthspark megs ofc #megop #this is so funny just a buncha warlord criminals and their younger self trynna win back their ex of thousands of years #transformers #i aint tagging all that #megatron

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 3 days ago

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The reason the DWD reboot keeps getting pushed back is because they're trying to figure out how to make Drakepad Disney's first gay couple again

#cmon disney we’ve been knowing since the 90s #darkwing duck #drakepad

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 3 days ago

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GLADOS KILL THAT TWINK

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 3 days ago

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this shit was so ass i’m crying

my family’s forcing me to watch the minecraft movie i’m jumping off the roof

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 3 days ago

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my family’s forcing me to watch the minecraft movie i’m jumping off the roof

#whyyyyyyyyyyyyy #i don’t watch to watch white washed steve and those stupid songs on #my screen 😭

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 4 days ago

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this yuri shit is going insane

#tadc #tadc spoilers #tadc ragatha #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus spoilers #ragapom

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 4 days ago

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Hi guys!

#YOU SCREAM I SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM #transformers #starscream

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 5 days ago

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design refs for my prewar optiratch fic :3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59927536/chapters/152884504

#I WAS JUST READING THIS FIC!!#i love it so far :)#optiratch #transformers #orion pax #ratchet #optimus prime

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 6 days ago

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i scream!!! you scream!!! WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM

#STARRRRSCREEEAAAAMM ILYYYYY #transformers #starscream

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 8 days ago

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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

#everything #transformers #optimus prime

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launchpad-is-my-wife · 9 days ago

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Paramount saying they aren’t interested in making a tfone sequel…..IM SO FUCKING DEVASTATED RIGHT NOW MAN

#NOOOOOOOOO #WHYYY I NEEED A SEQUEL #paramount you fucking idiots #transformers #transformers one #i’m so devastated man

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