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Inhales deeply. ''Ffffucking hell that was some good shit.'' Stumbles out the door and takes a leak in the bushes,completely bypassing the actual bathroom inside. ''Not pissing on Hollywood today...pissing on Bush...'' Snickers.

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He nearly had his gun out but when she pulled the blade out,his grip didn't leave the gun though but what she did next made his hand slip. Vaas spat the blood from his mouth as she walked away. That stunned him and it pissed him off.

''Fucking lucky I enjoyed that...'' He spat another mouthful out. 

The bristles of hair stuck her sweet-smelling skin when she squeezed the chisled jawline in a tight bunch of flesh. The blood touched her sensitive nostrils as if almost on cue—oxygen and adrenaline.

She smiled because she didn’t care—if anything, it was exciting.  It would be a waste to take out his sweet spot.

Humans were so fragile, but so full of pride.

Carmen leaned inward, pulling the blade from his mouth and sunk a kiss on them. 

“—But first, there’s so many bastard things you can do with it before.”

Pulled back and licked her lips.

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Before he could utter something else,she had him gripped tightly,his own damn machete pressed against his tongue. His heart actually started racing but he didn't know whether it was from fear,excitement or surprise. Whatever the reason,he might have gone too far this time. ''f..fuck yo-argh'' He managed out,feeling the blade cut him and right after the metal taste of blood filled his mouth. He was reaching for the gun at his side. The two men he had with him were pointing their guns at her but they were still clearly scared shitless of her.

She had one damn strong grip on him that was for sure. But struggling would most likely end up with him losing his tongue.

”You? Cut out my tongue. Hermana,please. That is the fucking dumbest threat I have heard. Empty! Empty threat. As empty as the last fucker’s ball sack that we buried in the ground.” Shrugs. ”Besides,this tongue can do wonders.” Wiggles his tongue at her and grins. ”But that’s oke. You want to cut,you come do it.” Sticks his tongue out but pulls his machete out.

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''You? Cut out my tongue. Hermana,please. That is the fucking dumbest threat I have heard. Empty! Empty threat. As empty as the last fucker's ball sack that we buried in the ground.'' Shrugs. ''Besides,this tongue can do wonders.'' Wiggles his tongue at her and grins. ''But that's oke. You want to cut,you come do it.'' Sticks his tongue out but pulls his machete out.

”We’ll see,whatever the fuck your name is again.”

”How about you suck my….” He grinned though. ”Oh…no. that would be too much of an honor for you.”

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''We'll see,whatever the fuck your name is again.''

''How about you suck my....'' He grinned though. ''Oh...no. that would be too much of an honor for you.''

”Fuck! I almost got happy with you no longer being fucking around.”

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''Fuck! I almost got happy with you no longer being fucking around.''

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''So we have something in common then.'' He had pulled his knife out,holstering his gun, and cleaned his nails,dry blood being removed with dirt and whatever else. 

Almost as if he was bored but that soon changed when those arms attached themselves to her. Eyebrows shot up.

''Now that...we don't have in common.At.All.'' He holstered the knife and pulled his gun out. 

Just in case.

''No seriously...what the fuck?!'' That was actually freaking him out a little cause not even weed could conjure up something like that. 

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''Oh I am a lot to take in as well,mami.'' Grins at her but he immediately became serious at her light display. 

''You are not the first woman to do some magic tricks.'' 

He actually missed having only to deal with Jason and his idiotic hero complex. This was something a little different and he sure as hell didn't like it.

''You calm that shit down.'' 

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''Insulting me like that. I was going to roll out a red carpet for you but now you can just walk the fucking plank.''

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''If you are trying to blow my mind,which I hope you meant...you actually did,cause those fucking things,are crazy looking shit. Or what?''

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''Hey,I just buried you

That's fucking crazy

cause I'mma piss on you

So don't go dying....wait no. That isn't gonna work.''

''Stupid fucking song....''

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''And you should feel honored that I didn't charge you for extra baggage.'' Points to her little friends there. ''This isn't a fucking circus.''

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''And I play till I am fuckin' bored.''

He pulled his pistol out at the sight of what the hell ever she had going there. Now that was something new. 

''What....the FUCK is that?'' Points to the arm stuff she is sitting on. ''We do have fucking chairs on this island!'' He was staring at her like she was crazy.

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''That's it? Okay okay....I will pretend to be insulted but I still got the fucking tools to get handy with you,hermana.'' Grabs at his crotch.

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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”Oh I can assure you there is nothing light about it,mami.”

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’

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''That was fucking good. Where are my manners though...would you like to taste both?''

"Aimless wandering only invites danger."

”Okay….who the fuck are you? Can’t anyone keep the fucking immigration in control around here?”’