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꧁༺ 𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓫𝓸𝓸 𝔁 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂

GᖇOᑕEᖇY TᖇIᑭ:0

summary: in which the house runs out of food and m/n and ranboo take it upon theirselves to restock.

warnings: he/him pronouns!! /// mentions sextoys (AS A FUCKING JOKE I PROMISE) /// kms joke /// i think that's all!!

"fuck..." m/n muttered. to his dismay there was...no fucking food.

"rannnn!" m/n called out to his lovely amazingly tall boyfriend.

"yessss?" ranboo said as they walked into the kitchen.

m/n looked deep into ranboos eyes and said with the straightest face he could muster.

"there is no fucking food."

"oh..." ranboo responded.

"ran...do you know what this means!" m/n continued.

"oh god...not today i cant do it..." ranboo pleaded to the higher beings of the world.

"GROCERY TRIP!!!" m/n exclaimed.

m/n loved shopping especially walmart. he had no reason except that he loved to take photos of the most randomest things he could find.

(he usually made ranboo take pictures of him with the fucking sextoys)

he said that it was #relatable and #thefunniestthingintheworld

"god please spare me-" ranboo pleaded.

m/n grabbed ranboos arm and shook him around.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! FUNNY PICTURES!" m/n exclaimed once more.

ranboo was truly just sulking as m/n took hours of their time there just taking photos of random ass shit.

"let's go, let's go, let's go!" m/n said excitedly.

ranboo simply sighed and he finally accepted his fate and replied.

"...let me get ready..."

m/n was practically a fucking ball of sunshine currently, nothing could ruin his mood.

after ranboo got ready- which to m/n felt "like fucking forever"- they were off to the most wonderful place in all the lands of the united kingdom... WALMART!

m/n forced ranboo into his car- which was a matte black dodge challenger because yes.

m/n was practically bouncing in his seat as he got his seatbelt on.

"because i'm so nice ran- you can choose the music!" m/n said.

ranboo brightened up a little with that sentence.

"gladly!"

god m/n fucking regretted that decision.

ranboo made them listen to the most depressing shit and then would switch to that damn peaches song by jack black.

"i'm actually gonna kill myself- this is it, this is my 13th reason." m/n grimaced.

"aww don't do that m/n that'll kill you!" ranboo joked.

"i'm going to fucking leave you in the walmart parking lot and let you get stolen into a white van that said leon kennedy was inside." m/n monologued.

"first off: i'm way to tall to be the target of a kidnapping. second off: i would go into a white van WILLINGLY if it said leon kennedy was inside." ranboo argued.

"you know what... i dont even blame you- bro is so fucking fine." m/n drooled.

finally after a good 15 minutes they arrived to walmart.

ranboo was preparing himself for this torturous journey. while m/n on the other hand was thinking about all the places he would go to take photos of.

to say the least... he was excited.

once that got out the car m/n immediately intertwined their fingers and dragged ranboo to the entrance of the store.

then m/n had the greatest idea to ever fucking exist.

"ran- ran- ran- im gonna get one of the handicapped carts."

"m/n please don't what if you just took away an elderly woman's only way to get around here." ranboo worried.

i reached my hands to lay on ranboos shoulders and spoke.

"this is far more- more important than an elderly woman possibly falling and fucking dying."

m/n instantly unplugged the cart and sat on it and he began rolling quite slowly.

"ran- you need to experience this... it's so fun please!" m/n begged.

m/n i love you- but hell no my morals can't do it." ranboo explained.

m/n gasped.

"this is a betrayal..."

m/n began dramatically tearing up as he rolled his way to the first place they had to go.

to m/n unbeknownst ranboo had taken a photo of him rolling around in the cart and posted it on twitters captioning it as such: they see him rolling- they hating!

they decided to go to the food isles first as they were going to be responsible adults for once in their lives.

they found the food that needed quite easily but then m/n found his first victim of his random photo terror.

the mr beast cookies.

"ranboo think about the clout we will get! and the funny's PLEASE RAN!" m/n begged.

"ok okok fine.." ranboo took out his phone and waited for m/n to get into position.

m/n opted for the best pose of the century.

the crab as he liked to call it.

you see m/n was incredibly flexible- so he was able to do very odd poses as is his spine was just nonexistent.

the only way to explain this pose is m/n spreads his legs out about shoulder length wide and he forces his spine to take his head to the floor as he held the bag next to his face.

"ranboo it's time! clout time!" m/n exclaimed.

ranboo sighed and took the photo.

m/n asked quite nicely for once in his life if he could caption it though he didn't exactly take no as a answer.

"can i caption it- k thanks"

m/n took the phone out of ranboos hands and caption the photo

'the crabs got out and they want clout'

m/n showed his masterpeice to ranboo and he let out a loud laugh.

"GOD, i forgot how funny you can be!"

"i know right!" m/n replied.

finally they were finished in the food isle but m/n had to make one more stop.

"ranboo... it's time." m/n said with upmost glory.

"please god no m/n please spare me from going there.." ranboo begged.

"i'm sorry my child... but it has to be done." m/n said.

they walk- well rolled thanks to m/n forcing ranboo to sit in his lap to roll along with him-to the area ranboo dreaded most- while m/n loved the most due to the opportunities.

the health and beauty isle.

to explain most walmarts have a place that people can go to to search for their- well sexual desires. in short their are sex toys there.

once they arrived to the area m/n couldn't help but grin.

"ahhh, my beloved area." m/n grinned.

m/n decided to make the trip quite to spare ranboo the embarrassment.

m/n slammed himself onto the glass that covered the lewd toys.

"take the picture just like this ran!" m/n smiled.

ran signed once more and took the photo and m/n once again took his phone and captioned the photo as a such

'i didnt remember toy story looking like this!'

m/n dramatically teared up as he said,

"it's beautiful ran- thank you.."

ranboo grabbed m/n hand and dragged him the the car and sat him down onto the seat and made him go.

"so forceful!- at least take me to dinner first!" m/n joked.

"shut up.." ranboo grumbled as they walked beside m/n.

they finally reached the self checkout center and bought their items.

it totaling out to be a whopping £112.43.

(which m/n paid for as he never let ranboo pay for anything)

m/n returned the cart and plugged it back up as he is a decent human being and they walked out back to the car.

once they both finally packed everything up they got into the car preparing to venture back to their shared home.

"i say that was a successful trip!" m/n exclaimed proudly.

ranboo just smiled and said,

"yeah, it was kinda fun..."

<end>:D



[luvpooks]

can people please start putting/tagging "x male reader" / "x gn reader" / "x fem reader" in their work and do it appropriately, like don't tag a fem reader fic with the tags "x male / gn reader".

It's not that hard to clarify what type of reader to put in your stories. and especially in your bio or rules pages. please state what type of reader you do in your rules page.

it's really frustrating not to find proper fics for male and gn readers. we exist in fandoms, too, you know! not just gals!

thank you! <3

[luvpooks]

Sorry.

<songfic>

ANGST!!

warnings: self-doubt, relationship issues, crying, let me know if i missed anything:)

oh, i think you're standing on my left foot

Draco had just been informed for the Dark Lord himself that he had to murder Dumbledore.

He was frightened.

But there was one thing he knew he had to do.

He had to make sure m/n didn't get involved.

He know he could handle himself. He was one of the strongest people he never known.

But he has been close enough to Voldemort.

And he wouldn't just kill m/n, he would torture him.

He couldn't let that happen.

So that's what led to this.

it's hurting but that's okay.

"i'm sorry, m/n but i can't continue this."Draco blandly stated.

"w-what..?" m/n said shocked.

"You're kidding right? This is just some sick joke right?" m/n continued.

"Your in my way of becoming a great wizard." Draco calmly said.

These words were lies, the complete opposite was the truth.

He had to be harsh so it could be believable.

'cause i'm in your way.

"was...was all this- was all theses years a fucking lie?" m/n screamed.

Draco tried his best to not show any reaction.

It was so difficult.

you'll break that foot that you're standing on

"It wasn't a lie m/n, but i have to have complete focus to achieve my absolute potential." Draco lied.

i'll walk with the other one

m/n began to sob hitting Draco on his chest.

"no, your lying, please tell me you're lying please i love you so much please tell me what i did wrong!" m/n sobbed.

Im sorry m/n, this is our goodbye." Draco hid his tears.

do want you want to do, do what you want to do

be want you want to , be what you want to

m/n tried to stay angry at Draco but he just couldn't.

He didn't stay at Hogwarts he couldn't bare seeing Snape standing in the same place Dumbledore did.

M/n kicked every rock he saw.

"stupid Draco, stupid me thing he actually loved me.." m/n grumbled.

Suddenly, m/n heard a branch snap.

go on and step on me

m/n turned around and saw one of the death eaters.

"shit.." m/n muttered.

The death eater removed their mask.

m/n stared wide eyed.

It was Draco.

"Draco..?" m/n whispered.

you're free to have everything you see

all that you want from me

free to be all that you want to be

do what you want with me

"why are you here." m/n said as more like a statement.

"i wanted to explain things." Draco said frowning.

"explain what, that you left me and that you didn't actually love me?" m/n retorted.

"no- god no i was lying." Draco's eyebrows furrowed.

"no you don't get a second chance Draco." stated m/n.

"not in a million fucking years." m/n continued.

"please let me explain.." Draco said somberly.

oh, i think your spinning inside my head

i think of you all the day

'cause you're in my way

oh i think you're holding the heart of mine (my heart is)

M/n rubbed his face with his hands slightly pulling his eyelids down.

He sighed.

"go ahead. explain." m/n sighed again.

"ok so when i ended things between us it was when i was told by the Dark Lord himself i was to kill Dumbledore." Draco started.

m/n nodded for him to continue.

"and i didn't want you to get involved. i couldn't let you. i knew you were more than capable to protect yourself but Voldemort is ruthless m/n. and i had to make it believable. i'm sorry m/n." Draco ended.

m/n didn't speak. He couldn't. There was only one thing you could even think of saying.

"i'm so sorry Dray." m/n sobbed.

squeeze it apart that's fine

do what you want to, do what you want to.

be who you want to, be who you want to.

"i dont know what to say..."he mumbled.

Draco brought him into a hug.

"you don't have to say anything." Draco said.

They sat there just hugging for a good moment.

"why did you just tell me.." m/n asked.

"i couldn't let you get harmed." Draco answered

go on and step on me

you're free to be all that you want to be

all that you want from me

you're free to all that you want to be

"god you're such a fucking idiot." m/n cried.

"i know love i know." Draco smiled.

"you left me for months.. i thought you just didn't love me.. i- i thought that i was going to live without you forever." m/n stuttered.

Draco didn't respond. He didn't have the right to.

he just let m/n continue.

"y- you left to become a death eater. i mean just what? i could've helped you like in every area for that dray. i- i- you left me and- and just god. i know it doesn't seem like a lot to be so upset about but i was alone completely alone during all of this. i had no one to comfort me. i was just. Alone." m/n finished.

Draco couldn't speak. He kissed the top of m/n's head.

do what you want with me

"i love you m/n and i'm so sorry i abandoned you." Draco apologized.

go on and step on me

"i know your sorry i forgive you and i love you too." m/n answered.

go on and step on me

"i shouldn't have done this to you." Draco explained.

"everything i did wasn't okay. i only did it to protect you my love." Draco ended.

"i know dray..i know." m/n responded.

go on and step on me.

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Draco Malfoy x Male Reader

His love.

Summary: Draco and m/n are trying to find each other in the leftovers of Hogwarts.

m/n ran around the castle trying to find Draco.

Every turn he took his heart skipped a beat.

"please draco please still be alive." m/n whispered to himself.

Suddenly m/n heard to words crucio.

"oh fuck."

His back in the torn down wall.

"that's gonna leave a mark.." m/n said to himself.

In front of him he saw the one and only Bellatrix LeStrange.

"oh you motherfucker." m/n screamed.

Bellatrix grinned crazily.

m/n got up and grabbed his wand as quick as he could.

They stood in front of each other. One eyeing the other with bloodlust and the other eyeing their opponent as only a rock in his way.

m/n hated hurting people. Is was one thing he swore to never do.

But when it came to the love of his life it's like something clicked in him. A darkness some would call it.

But to m/n he called it his love.

A bloodlust overtook him. Anyone and anything would only wish to turn back time after he was done.

And m/n played dirty.

On the hem of his belt laid a knife.

Once Bellatrix got close enough to would jab it straight into her abdomen.

After multiple minutes of spells after spells being used, Bellatrix finally got close enough.

m/n unsheathed his knife and as quick as he could plunged his knife into her.

She fell to the floor.

m/n looked down at her with a insane glint in his eyes.

He walked away and started on his journey to find Draco again.

Soon enough he was in the courtyard.

He saw everyone gathered there.

And then he saw Draco. In the middle with Voldemort.

"DRACO!" He yelled as loud as he could.

Draco turned around slightly and his eyes widened.

"m/n..?" he whispered.

m/n ran up to him but before he could Voldemort knocked him back.

"shit!" m/n exclaimed.

He laid there for a second.

"ok, that one did hurt. A lot." m/n whispered.

m/n sat up slowly.

"goddamn i think i broke something." m/n winced.

Once i looked up i saw that Draco wasn't in the middle anymore but with his mother.

"now's my chance to get over there." he whispered.

I got up quick and hit Voldemort with a knock back enchantment and ran to Draco.

"Shit you are so fucking dumb,m/n!" Draco said wide eyed.

"merlin just shut up." m/n teared up.

Draco hugged him as if if was the last time they would see each other.

Draco kissed the top of his head sniffling a little.

"god i love you so much m/n." Draco said.

"i love you too dray."i responded.

A voice boomed suddenly. The one and only Voldemort.

"ah, puppy love. It'll make you do anything..wont it? (m/n)?" he questioned.

Bellatrix's body thumped on the ground.

M/n walked up to Voldemort only a few feet away.

"yeah it will. But you wouldn't know that huh?" (m/n) retorted.

They stood there eyeing each other for a few moments before Voldemort spoke again.

"Such a shame. You could've done wonders for the Death eaters." He chuckled.

m/n's eyes squinted.

" nothing would've made me become one of you. Absolutely nothing." m/n stated angrily.

"oh, but it seems like you would..i mean you killed someone..that makes you just as bad as us.." Voldemort responded.

m/n frowned.

"ah, theres that realization. you kill someone m/n l/n. You are not and never will be better than us." Voldemort laughed.

Suddenly, a knockback jinx hit The dark lord.

m/n stood there wide eyed.

His mind was everywhere he couldn't keep his mind on one thought and he couldn't calm down.

It felt like his heart was about to explode.

Draco came up behind m/n and put his hand on his shoulder.

"Come on darling, it's time to go, we don't have to stay here." Draco whispered in m/n ear.

m/n only nodded, unable to speak.

Draco wrapped his arm around m/n waist guiding him away.

m/n could only stare at the ground.

Once they were far enough away from the castle Draco stopped and hugged m/n and kissed his head.

"It's okay m/n, it's okay." Draco whispered.

m/n wrapped his arms around Draco waist, burying his head in Draco shoulder tearing up once again.

Draco continued to whisper sweet nothings in m/n ear.

"It's all okay now darling, we're together nothing can hurt you." Draco continued to whisper.

m/n looked up to Draco with tears in his eyes.

Draco peppered kisses all over m/n's face the last one being a kiss on the lips.

"Everything is okay now, my love." Draco said.

"i know Dray, i know." m/n responded.

[luvpooks]

Draco Malfoy x Male reader

<songfic>

Young and in love

Summary: Draco Malfoy was his happiness, nothing can stop them from being close to one another.

Are you sick of me?

(M/n) was currently sitting in his bed wait for the love of his life, Draco Malfoy to show up.

Though, without even needing temptation, he started to overthink about their entire relationship.

Draco was known not to be the most touchy person with good reason. But, (M/n) couldn't help but to think it was because Draco didn't like him like how he did.

Would you like to be?

He knew Draco loved him. He definitely knew that.

But it didn't help that (M/n) couldn't help but to hear the tiny voice in his head, telling him no one loved him.

Suddenly, he heard a knock at the door.

(M/n) got up from his bed and walked over to the door and turned down the handle.

On the other side he saw Draco staring at him.

(M/n) couldn't help but smile at him.

"Hey, Dray."

"Hi, (M/n/n)" He smiled.

In trying to tell you something.

"Are you gonna keep standing there?" (m/n) questioned.

Draco perked up."Well, i could but i would prefer to go inside."

Something that i already said.

(M/n) allowed Draco in and closed to door behind him.

Soon enough, they both walked to the bed and laid against the headboard.

They had nights like this pretty frequently.

They just laid back and had normal quiet conversations just enjoying each others company.

(M/n) laid in Draco's chest messing with his rings on his hands, quietly tracing the designs on each of them.

You like a pretty boy,

Draco spoke about his time with Snape as earlier he had a detention with him from messing around with Potter.

with a pretty voice.

"You make me so happy, Draco." (M/n) stated.

Draco looked down and said, "Is that so?"

"Of course, you the love of my life." (m/n) grinned.

"You know what we should do?" M/n continued.

Draco smiled," And what is that?"

"We should go out riding or just walk around. It isn't incredibly late so we should be good." m/n answered.

Who's trying to sell you something.

Something that you already have.

They had gotten dressed in hoodies and sweatpants due to it being winter.

They walked out of the castle and walked tot he forbidden forest.

Another thing they did quite frequently.

They walked to a little place they had deep in the forest and had enchantments placed around it for extra protection.

But if you're too drunk to drive,

and the music is right,

she might let you stay,

but just for the night.

(M/n) grabbed Draco's hands and pulled him up.

"Oh lord, (m/n) what crazy idea do you have in your head." Draco asked cautiously.

"Let's dance, it'll be fun." (m/n) said in a singsong kind of voice.

And if she drags you along,

she might want a kiss,

before the end of this song.

They slowly swayed to the endless amount of songs that were playing.

Because love can burn like a cigarette,

and leave you alone with nothing.

and leave you along with nothing.

Nothing could ruin this moment for them.

They are in love, almost obsessed with eachother.

No one can ruin it- not Potter, not Snape, not even Voldemort.

While the others talk,

we were listening to lovers rock,

in her bedroom,

in her bedroom.

They looked up to each other, just smiling.

And if you start to kiss,

and the record flips,

flip it over,

and sit a little closer.

They kissed, a long, loving kiss.

They weren't the best with their words but god, when the moment came they were good with their actions.

They were young and in love.

And nothing could change that.

[luvpooks]

(listen to this song while reading if you want to!)

You're everything

Five Hargreeves x Male! Reader

Five Hargreeves was one of the most beautiful people i've ever met. His eyes, his smile... his everything. And me of ALL people was lucky enough to have his heart in my hands.

The way he smiles when he looks at me. Its as if we had just met all over again and i practically melt in his arms. I have no self control when it comes to this lovely man. When he holds me, his touch feels like sparks of fire.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I said in a sarcastic tone. "Oh you know, looking at the love of my life." Five returned. I laughed." Oh well of course it's not like we haven't been together for what? Like 40 or more years?" I took his hands from across the table, brought his hands up to my lips and kissed his knuckles. "I love you, Five." he said while kissing his hand. " I love you two times as much." He responded.

Oh... his smile..every time he smiles at me or anyone for that matter it's like i become a lovesick puppy. I just wanna coddle and touch him all over begging for his attention.

"Love?" Five looked over at me while i was admiring him. "hmm.." i responded while gazing into his eyes."You're staring again." He smiled. Randomly i state," Never lose your smile darling." He looked at me confused, his smile faltering slightly. "What do you mean?" I walked closer to him, caressing his cheek, "Your smile connects the ocean to the sand in my eyes, as if it's the light to all life- "I stopped for a split second. "No my life, my love." His lips slightly pulled apart. "What brought this up?" "Truly nothing these words cloud my mind every time i see you Five and i will always mean every word." I answered. He smiled one more and brought me into a loving kiss. "I love you so much (m/n). And i always will." "I love you so much as well." I happily returned.

We laid in bed my head lying on Fives chest drawing doodles on his skin. I looked up seeing Five staring up at the ceiling still keeping his hand in my hair twirling it. "Whatcha thinking about?" I questioned. He looked down at me and then looked back up. "Honestly nothing but you. I can never stop thinking about you. You make me swoon every time i hear your voice." I blushed. "I didn't expect that." I paused. "I'm supposed to be the heartfelt one." I joked. "Two can play that game, my love." He responded.

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