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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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my brain needs to stop wondering how sharp my rotary knife is and my hand needs to not move in front of it when i am using it again.

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wet rat

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me: finally reaches a level of blissful sleep. Truly a mimimi honk shoo moment.

jehovah's witnesses: 👉🚪

this feels homophobic

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i want to hate these two so bad but their takes are fire

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

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don't forget where they both are heads of religions as well and died after meeting an important conservative political figure in the process of fucking up a country

sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

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the pope's death means we get new pope smoke relatively soon which is an A tier white fluid

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Cinematic parallels

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IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE IN A HIGH POLITICAL POSITION MET WITH THE HEAD OF A RELIGION AND A STATE AND THE RELIGIOUS/STATE LEADER DIED RIGHT AFTER I WOULD HAVE TWO NICKELS.

WHICH ISN'T A LOT

BUT HOW THE FUCK DID IT HAPPEN TWICE?

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How tf are you able to write so many books

autism

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turns out i am a slut for time loop games featuring the theys

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i know i am currently in a good mental headspace because i am of my colleagues currently the:

first in line to deal with verbal abuse from a doctor because i held him to his own rules

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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happy 19th neilaversary!

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started out as a fish how did it end up like this

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Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur