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motherofmenace · 1 year
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Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?
Draco: why are we whispering?
Y/n: so Harry thinks we're conspiring against him
Draco: oooh
Harry: what are they talking about?
Snape, having heard everything: murder
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motherofmenace · 2 years
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I got a new tattoo yesterday!
Deathly Hallows Symbol from Harry Potter
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I’m in love😍
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motherofmenace · 2 years
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MARVEL INCORRECT QUOTES
Y/n: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!
Y/n: I’m actually very good at mathematics.
Y/n: Thirdly, I think you might be right.
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motherofmenace · 2 years
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MARVEL INCORRECT QUOTES
Y/N: I didn’t even get hurt that bad
Everyone else: …
Y/N: The Doc said all my bleeding was internal..
Y/N: That’s where the blood is supposed to be!
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motherofmenace · 2 years
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Katherine: I sleep with a knife under my pillow
Jeremy: Weak. I sleep with two under mine.
Y/n: You are both pathetic
Katherine: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, princess?
Y/n: Klaus
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