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Autistic second base is when she's trying out new noises with you

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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I love the Ally response vs the Trans Woman response

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hey. don't cry. transgender perverts online. ok?

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i subscribe to the mimi zima school of "you cannot clock something that is actively being presented to you"

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Yes, if you start dilating at the beginning of ALIEN (1979), you too can feel your vulva being split just as wide as that poor facehugger's right when it jumps out of the egg at John Hurt's face.

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in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

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it goes without saying that i am hopelessly thankful for transsexuals

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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I would say I feel pretty normal

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me (an angel): and this is the inner thigh, engineered to be the most biteable part of the entire design

god (just fumbled a tgirl, angry at world): put the femoral artery in it

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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it’s not easy being the naked in the window transsexual neighbor but someone has to do it