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imagine if werewolf knots were square

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hey sorry I turned your boyfriend into a foxgirl. yeah she’s got so many tails she can’t fit through normal doorways anymore.

yeah, she’s trying to hunt rabbit girls for fun.

yeah, she loves to scream in the middle of the night now.

I’m not sorry btw

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as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil

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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

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Ch👍

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parade

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cozy cuddlepile

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OwO

and if you ciose your eyes...

UwU

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

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his name is "loud is his bark." if you even care

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Source

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.

Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?