capnsupernova
capnsupernova
Insomnia is a Power Bottom
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poet, fiction writer, and stressed lil guy. pronouns she/they
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capnsupernova · 13 hours ago
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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love
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capnsupernova · 5 days ago
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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capnsupernova · 5 days ago
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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies
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capnsupernova · 5 days ago
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capnsupernova · 5 days ago
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One of my favorite things about Game Changer is always seeing which cast members are chosen for each premise. Jacob, Lou, and Vic are chosen for the One Year Later episode because they're the over the top Commit To The Most Extreme Bit guys. Brennan, Katie, and Ify are chosen for the You-lympics because they are extremely competitive (and have a very strong personal branding). Ally, Zac, and Lisa are chosen for the Earnest-est episode because they are the silliest guys. They run on bits like it's gasoline. They need bits like they need air to breathe. I'm so excited to see what the next episodes will bring
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capnsupernova · 6 days ago
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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
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capnsupernova · 16 days ago
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Toad and old hut
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I love toads and abadonded huts, so I mixed both things :"D For me, there is something paradoxically soothing about the idea of a giant animal, the size of a house, which sniffs calmly and sometimes looks with slightly indifferent and kind eyes.
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capnsupernova · 16 days ago
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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
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capnsupernova · 24 days ago
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capnsupernova · 24 days ago
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D&D Frogs-2
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capnsupernova · 27 days ago
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more 🩷
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capnsupernova · 27 days ago
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Saw a post about how Sam is Brennen's foil but Vic is Sam's foil
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capnsupernova · 27 days ago
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froggy faires always making sure a tall flower will not make the vase tip over… sometimes it achieves a mysterious balance, now you know the secret reason why ✨
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capnsupernova · 28 days ago
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crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others
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capnsupernova · 28 days ago
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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capnsupernova · 28 days ago
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Just an extremely Normal thing to say
Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.
Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.
Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.
Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.
Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.
Reminder these are people.
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capnsupernova · 29 days ago
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has this been done yet, chat?
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