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coooooool what tge fuck

LMAAAO WHAAAT?

I AAALWAAAYS FORGET TO CHECK THIS

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So is your bulge black now or what?

YES

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LOL FORGOT I MAAADE THIS

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BOO? I GUESS?

o— I saw your clowncall post. —

o— Perhaps @/corvinetheatrics has what you're looking for. —

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IT LITERAAALLY SAAAYS SUBJUGGULAAATORS DNI IN ITS BIO

WHICH I MIGHT COUNT AAASS?

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o— I saw your clowncall post. —

o— Perhaps @/corvinetheatrics has what you're looking for. —

(OOC: Tagging @corvinetheatrics !)

IT LITERAAALLY SAAAYS SUBJUGGULAAATORS DNI IN ITS BIO

WHICH I MIGHT COUNT AAASS?

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DAAAMN

AAACHIEVING GODHOOD IS EAAASY NOWAAADAAAYS

...G_m_ Th_t M_k_s ___ G_d? Wh_t _n Th_ W_rld...

Translate: ...Game That Makes You God? What In The World...

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THAAAT MIGHT WORK

HEY DOES YOUR SUN GOD HAAAVE AAANY LIKE IDOLS OR IDFK THE WORD LIKE... CHAAARMS OR ICONS? PHYSICAAAL THINGS FOR IT. YOU KNOW? LIKE. YOU KNOW?! (IM FUCKING OLD AAAND AAALSO MIGHT BE HAAAVING WHAAAT YOU GUYS CAAALL AAA GAAAMER MOMENT)

Umthereslike historicalartifactsand stuffbutlike soldonesare notathing becauseitis notanaccepted beliefsystemso

followersmostlymake theirownthings thatbeingsaid whatdoyou mean"gamermoment"???

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haVE yoU TriED a cOOl rOCk?

I HAAAVE HIGH STAAANDAAARDS

THE ROCK WOULD HAAAVE TO BE EXTREMELY COOL

LIKE

LIKE REAAALLY FUCKING SICK NAAASTY COOL

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CAAAN YOU REPOST MY AAAPPLICAAATION ITS TIME SENSITIVE AAAND INVOLVES THIS

HEY DOES YOUR SUN GOD HAAAVE AAANY LIKE IDOLS OR IDFK THE WORD LIKE... CHAAARMS OR ICONS? PHYSICAAAL THINGS FOR IT. YOU KNOW? LIKE. YOU KNOW?! (IM FUCKING OLD AAAND AAALSO MIGHT BE HAAAVING WHAAAT YOU GUYS CAAALL AAA GAAAMER MOMENT)

Umthereslike historicalartifactsand stuffbutlike soldonesare notathing becauseitis notanaccepted beliefsystemso

followersmostlymake theirownthings thatbeingsaid whatdoyou mean"gamermoment"???

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WHY AAARE YOU GUYS PITCH FLIRTING ON MY RECRUITMENT POST

OPEN CAAALL FOR AAALTERNIAAAN CLOWNS:

•MUST BE WILLING TO COMMIT HERETICAAAL AAACTS THAAAT MIGHT RESULT IN EXCOMMUNICAAATION

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH THE DESECRAAATION OF HOLY SITES AAAND ITEMS

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH GRAAAVE ROBBING

PAAAYMENT: YOU CAAAN JOIN MY CULT INSTEAAAD WHERE WE DONT FUCKING SUCK GHBS BULGE AAAND AAARENT PURPLE SUPREMECISTS. IM MUCH NICER TO THOSE I FOLLOW, IF THEYRE NICE TO ME

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HUH WHUH

OH I KNOW YOU

OPEN CAAALL FOR AAALTERNIAAAN CLOWNS:

•MUST BE WILLING TO COMMIT HERETICAAAL AAACTS THAAAT MIGHT RESULT IN EXCOMMUNICAAATION

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH THE DESECRAAATION OF HOLY SITES AAAND ITEMS

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH GRAAAVE ROBBING

PAAAYMENT: YOU CAAAN JOIN MY CULT INSTEAAAD WHERE WE DONT FUCKING SUCK GHBS BULGE AAAND AAARENT PURPLE SUPREMECISTS. IM MUCH NICER TO THOSE I FOLLOW, IF THEYRE NICE TO ME

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I NEED LIKE

INSPIRAAATION FOR UHHHHH

SOME IDOLS OR EFFIGIES FOR MYSELF

SOMETHING TO KEEP ME AAAROUND WHEN IM NOT LIKE

AAACTIVELY HAAAUNTING OR POSSESSING OTHERS?

I THINK IM ON SOME TIME LIMIT THAAATS AAALMOST UP

HEY DOES YOUR SUN GOD HAAAVE AAANY LIKE IDOLS OR IDFK THE WORD LIKE... CHAAARMS OR ICONS? PHYSICAAAL THINGS FOR IT. YOU KNOW? LIKE. YOU KNOW?! (IM FUCKING OLD AAAND AAALSO MIGHT BE HAAAVING WHAAAT YOU GUYS CAAALL AAA GAAAMER MOMENT)

Umthereslike historicalartifactsand stuffbutlike soldonesare notathing becauseitis notanaccepted beliefsystemso

followersmostlymake theirownthings thatbeingsaid whatdoyou mean"gamermoment"???

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PLEAAASE REBLOG TO SPREAAAD AAAWAAARENESS OF THIS OFFER THAAANKS

OPEN CAAALL FOR AAALTERNIAAAN CLOWNS:

•MUST BE WILLING TO COMMIT HERETICAAAL AAACTS THAAAT MIGHT RESULT IN EXCOMMUNICAAATION

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH THE DESECRAAATION OF HOLY SITES AAAND ITEMS

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH GRAAAVE ROBBING

PAAAYMENT: YOU CAAAN JOIN MY CULT INSTEAAAD WHERE WE DONT FUCKING SUCK GHBS BULGE AAAND AAARENT PURPLE SUPREMECISTS. IM MUCH NICER TO THOSE I FOLLOW, IF THEYRE NICE TO ME

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OPEN CAAALL FOR AAALTERNIAAAN CLOWNS:

•MUST BE WILLING TO COMMIT HERETICAAAL AAACTS THAAAT MIGHT RESULT IN EXCOMMUNICAAATION

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH THE DESECRAAATION OF HOLY SITES AAAND ITEMS

•MUST BE OKAAAY WITH GRAAAVE ROBBING

PAAAYMENT: YOU CAAAN JOIN MY CULT INSTEAAAD WHERE WE DONT FUCKING SUCK GHBS BULGE AAAND AAARENT PURPLE SUPREMECISTS. IM MUCH NICER TO THOSE I FOLLOW, IF THEYRE NICE TO ME

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FUCK YES

THAAANKS

AAALSO AAAFTER YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR JOB

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DID YOU KNOW BEING DEAAAD IS MAAASSIVLEY BORING SOMETIMES

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MAAAKE MERCH OF ME

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DID YOU KNOW BEING DEAAAD IS MAAASSIVLEY BORING SOMETIMES

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MERCH STORE? WHAAAT.

WHY IS THERE MERCH

FUCK IM OLD STUFF IS CHAAANGING

OR AAARE YOU JUST IN AAA WEIRD SECT

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DID YOU KNOW BEING DEAAAD IS MAAASSIVLEY BORING SOMETIMES