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[capsaicinmybeloved]

Im gonna write something probably pretty soon, definitely gonna be pretty self indulgent like the last one cuz i need that rn lmfaooo, aaanyways be sure to request stuff if you feel like it, i dont write only for capsaicin cookie btw so really you can request whoever you want :D

[capsaicinmybeloved]

Capsaicin cookie x male reader headcanons!

(Ngl this one is real self indulgent teehee)

To be honest, capsaicin cookie did not even realize liking other male cookies was, you know, possible?

He just never personally stopped to think about it too hard, so he just assumed all cookies HAD to like the opposite gender

(Wait till he finds out there's more than two of those, oh boy)

One of the first signs he may like you is just how quickly you two became friends, and just how he seems to gravitate towards you any chance he gets

However, when you became friends, he approached you without even entertaining the possibility of liking you

Since in his mind that's just not something that happens

Capsaicin cookie is also pretty oblivious

Not only to others but to himself as well

So he does not even realize just how close he is to you at all, both physically and emotionally

Like if you're hanging out with him he hugs you a lot, if you're watching a movie you cuddle, he's called you in the middle of the night more than once just to talk

If you compliment or reassure him in any way he gets flustered, but not really embarassed

yeah, basically everyone knows he likes you except for... well him

There is a very real chance that even you know about it

Then one day, it just sorta clicks

It wasn't anything special, just another day, you two were hangin' out, having some hotdogs in a park at night

Capsaicin cookie just stares at you. And thinks about you

That goes on for about a minute

(Cue sexuality realization speedrun)

In this moment his face is just completely red, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape, basically "holy fuck" written across his forehead

If you make eye contact with him during this he'd die on the spot 😰

After that, the night was pretty awkward

capsaicin cookie couldn't quite look at you for a while, he was also unusually quiet

And then after that he'd start being SOMEHOW even more obvious, just in a completely different way

In public he's a massive showoff, basically doing anything in his power to impress you

But i feel like in private he'd be pretty shy actually

He wouldn't be any less touchy, mind you, he'd just be a lot more embarassed about it

All of this is to say, bro is trying really hard to get you to like him back, because it doesn't matter how many hints you throw his way, his self-confidence in dating in general is pretty low

Couple that with the fact that he had no experience with male cookies whatsoever and his anxiety is increased tenfold

When you do eventually confess to him, he would probably cry honestly

Tears of joy, mind you

This whole *thing* was an emotional rollercoaster for him man

And he's just over the moon that you somehow like him back

Please remember to comfort him because he definitely is going to need it!

Expect him to pester you for

the rest of your life! (Refer to my general dating hcs for more details teehee)

[capsaicinmybeloved]

Capsaicin cookie general dating hcs!

First thing you'll notice about capsaicin cookie is he is VERY high-maintenance

He really really really wants your attention, and if he doesn't get it he will get kinda sulky :(((

He's a very supportive boyfriend too, if you're into something he's gonna hype you up like he's your coach

Similar to that, if you're ever feeling down he'll be right by your side cheering you up!

He's also a very touch starved cookie, so naturally you'd assume he likes PDA a lot

And you're not wrong per se, but capsaicin is also very anxious about it

Considering he's literally made out of magma, he's scared of hurting you... he would never forgive himself!

But after a lot of reassurance, he's gonna start being comfortable with the idea of PDA, and once that happens, it is joever

He is gonna be hugging you, kissing you holding your hand, pretty much any and all things under the PDA umbrella all the time, nonstop

If you ever initiate it yourself though, he will be very flustered, and he'll be thinking about it for the rest of the year at least

Another thing is, capsaicin cookie talks about you all the time to anyone who's willing (or not) to listen

It's to a point where his friends know more about you than you'd think

Like kouign-amann knows your favorite foods and prune juice knows about your most recent hyperfixations

Capsaicin just likes you so much :((( he's thinking about you often :((( and he wants to talk about how much he loves you to other people :(((((

All in all, a very attentive and nice (albeit clingy) boyfriend, 10/10 a real cutie :>

[capsaicinmybeloved]

Capsaicin cookie general dating hcs!

First thing you'll notice about capsaicin cookie is he is VERY high-maintenance

He really really really wants your attention, and if he doesn't get it he will get kinda sulky :(((

He's a very supportive boyfriend too, if you're into something he's gonna hype you up like he's your coach

Similar to that, if you're ever feeling down he'll be right by your side cheering you up!

He's also a very touch starved cookie, so naturally you'd assume he likes PDA a lot

And you're not wrong per se, but capsaicin is also very anxious about it

Considering he's literally made out of magma, he's scared of hurting you... he would never forgive himself!

But after a lot of reassurance, he's gonna start being comfortable with the idea of PDA, and once that happens, it is joever

He is gonna be hugging you, kissing you holding your hand, pretty much any and all things under the PDA umbrella all the time, nonstop

If you ever initiate it yourself though, he will be very flustered, and he'll be thinking about it for the rest of the year at least

Another thing is, capsaicin cookie talks about you all the time to anyone who's willing (or not) to listen

It's to a point where his friends know more about you than you'd think

Like kouign-amann knows your favorite foods and prune juice knows about your most recent hyperfixations

Capsaicin just likes you so much :((( he's thinking about you often :((( and he wants to talk about how much he loves you to other people :(((((

All in all, a very attentive and nice (albeit clingy) boyfriend, 10/10 a real cutie :>

[capsaicinmybeloved]

Alright, time for the introduction post! (I'll remake this later probably cuz i want it to look pretty)

Hello! You guys can call me bee, i've recently been getting back into cookie run after a WHILE, i use he/him exclusively, also i like men yay 🥳

I'm trying to get into writing because to be honest, i looked up capsaicin x reader on tumblr and i was not happy with the amount of fics that showed up, so i just decided to do it myself i guess. You can request pretty much anything, since i dont have any real experience writing i dont exactly know what my boundaries are lol, only thing that's off the table is smut, because i dont know how to even begin writing it lol

Also, im probably only gonna be writing for crk for the foreseeable future, but im open to write for more fandoms eventually!