we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day
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WELL, I'VE GOT MY CHICKEN PARM BABE, BUUUUUUUUT........ WHATCHU WANT?! 🍝
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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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THIS TEAM IS TOO DUMB TO DIE IT'S LOFFS TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE
Happy Opening Night, Caps fans!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
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