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Happy Valentine’s Day ❤

By Old先

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Chase what we want~  🤣🤣🤣 

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

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@6o6

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best tumblr glitch of all time 

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Favorite Anime of the Decade (2010s) 

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no talk with me im angy

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Hey who wants to see the best frame from the original Spiderman movie

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was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

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waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

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MY SISTER SENT ME THIS AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKDKFN MIND

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Cartoons as John Mulaney Quotes

Steven Universe: When you get kidnapped, not if, when.

Avatar the Last Airbender: I have had a very long day. I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Gravity Falls: You know those days when you’re like this might as well happen?

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: I know I’m never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Over the Garden Wall: That tall child looks terrible. Get some rest tall child.

Twelve Forever: You remember being twelve when you were like no one look at me or I’ll kill myself

Infinity Train: Nah, sister. You’re not getting me to a secondary location.

Star vs the Forces of Evil: My lands stretch across this one bedroom

Adventure Time: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.

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