my name's harley - sometimes i hang around with these faggots that play computer games for a living, and other times i throw t-shirts at underaged girls. i like simple things and am rather fond of a bow tie here and there. people tell me that i need to grow up. it's not my fault i like cartoons aim: captainlain [ rp account yo. dont follow. i mean, i wish i was jordan but nah ]
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Kindly don't go blaming me for shit
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Ps miles luna and Barbara dunkelman are my faves
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The Last of Us DLC: Left Behind
What made Ellie into a survivor?
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I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
rear
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I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
I cant
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Nice pants, babe. What's the drop rate?
my pants don't come off for nobody
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You make my Snake solid.
gaming pick up lines are the shit
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If I was a NES cartridge, would you blow me?
this sounds like something cai woulD say
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Looking at you makes me feel like Gordon Freeman...speechless
who's Gordon freeman? Did you mean Morgan?
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Damn boy, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, 'cause you're stunning
these are so
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