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i had to sketch him real quick before bed or it would have been a no sleep kind of scenario for me

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I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

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I watched The Pitt. Yeah it was really good.

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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

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The masc carabiner and the femme chatelaine.

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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

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Palestinian ButchFemme wedding, 2022, @/leilanations

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Finally laying on the ground

Open hands empty

I'll return back again

If she'll let me

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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New wildbrothers drawing template

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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*Dead media (assassinated)

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Purely from a game mechanics standpoint, Jasmine Bhullar rolling a 6 instead of not a 6 was a clutch move. Army Man is easily the strongest frontline fighter of this season's PCs, but we shouldn't forget the great defensive moves by Hat and the sacrifice of Blue M&M. Lint didn't get to do much in this episode's fight but I think Mark definitely has him more statted for the role playing scenes.