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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house
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Trick or treat!
you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

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