captain-jones
captain-jones
I can do this all day.
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Captain Jones, tired dad and part time hero.
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captain-jones · 6 months ago
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Hey, every hero's gotta rebrand at least once, right?
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I'm Hope, back from a little hiatus, but finally ready to face the challenges of this new island. I guess that includes fighting demons... so I'm Demon Hunter Hope now!
Still happily married to my wife (why would that change?), still bound to the Oracle (but she's back in her necklace), and still training my army of stray cats.
I guess all that's left to do is... find out about what this island has to offer, and how I'm going to need to save them this time.
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Hey! I feel like I have some explaining to do about what happened to @/heroic-hope, so let's cut to the chase here. I had a pretty bad mental break and ended up just quitting the Tumblrverse for a while, and while I'm far from being 100% better, I'm back.
For now, I may keep this as my only blog unless I decide to bring Glitch back as well. Having too many blogs definitely did not help me with the burnout.
I apologize for not explaining my disappearance beforehand, but I hope I'll still be welcome back.
- mod Lark
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captain-jones · 6 months ago
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//OOC//
I didn't want to make this post, and it feels weird posting it after all my accounts have been dead for awhile, but I'll probably be leaving the tumblrverse for awhile.
I want to keep posting, and I hope I can come back, but I think I need a break.
Recent events have happened, and while I do not deny my guilt, it wasn't all my fault, even if I may feel that way.
Johnny's going to be putting the pen down for awhile, and it seems like Jersey (@captain-jones), Montague (@touch-of-diamond), Judge/Jury (@the-judge-and-jury) are all due for a very long nap.
It's been fun.
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again.
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captain-jones · 7 months ago
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Glad too hear you're- doing better than-?
He looked unsure, but nodded, smiling softly.
Just know I'm here if you do need a break, okay?
Hey, Joey-? @captain-jones approaches the fence, holding a small container of cookies.
Long time no see! I finally woke up again after a while, and got some baking done, so I thought, maybe, you'd like some-?
He quietly offers him the tin, being gentle, and quiet, yet kind like he always was with him.
It's those cow sugar cookies you like- He opens said tin, showing them off, proud of his work.
Ah, Jersey!! Hey.
*His smile was more tired then usual, and he- responded to Joey without correction? Usually he was quick to correct, quick to remind his name was "Guernsey," but not this time. He gently took the tin,*
Thank you; I appreciate it!! I know you put a lot of work into these. You settling into the new island okay? Gotta be a surprise to wake up somewhere so different..
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captain-jones · 7 months ago
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Oh yeah, it was definitely- an experience.. But I'm doing- better? Can't find Ripley, so I'm anxious, but-
He mumbled a little bit, shrugging his shoulders softly.
Are feeliing okay-? you haven't corrected me y.. when was that last time you slept?
Hey, Joey-? @captain-jones approaches the fence, holding a small container of cookies.
Long time no see! I finally woke up again after a while, and got some baking done, so I thought, maybe, you'd like some-?
He quietly offers him the tin, being gentle, and quiet, yet kind like he always was with him.
It's those cow sugar cookies you like- He opens said tin, showing them off, proud of his work.
Ah, Jersey!! Hey.
*His smile was more tired then usual, and he- responded to Joey without correction? Usually he was quick to correct, quick to remind his name was "Guernsey," but not this time. He gently took the tin,*
Thank you; I appreciate it!! I know you put a lot of work into these. You settling into the new island okay? Gotta be a surprise to wake up somewhere so different..
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captain-jones · 7 months ago
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Yeah, that's a- long story-
But I'll be fine! I've survived this long, it's nothing some brandy and a grilled cheese won't fix-!! But I'll look into that brace, mhm! That might- that might actually help..
She isn't related too medical care no, but she's- important too me..
I just woke up from the BEST nap Back still hurts like a bitch, bu-
.....
Where is my house.
or my cat..?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!
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captain-jones · 7 months ago
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I'm fine really, but thank you-? Sometimes when you get old, your back just, hurts, a lot? You're baymax, right? My daughter likes that movie.. I think she does, where is MY daughter-?
I just woke up from the BEST nap Back still hurts like a bitch, bu-
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Where is my house.
or my cat..?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!
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captain-jones · 7 months ago
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I just woke up from the BEST nap Back still hurts like a bitch, bu-
.....
Where is my house.
or my cat..?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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*As you listen to @officialjohnjones message, it begins to dawn on you that, maybe, you overslept.*
Fuck- fuck-!! What do you MEAN the island is-
He grabbed his phone, now looking through his contacts; something has to be wrong with the way Jersey was swearing. And now he isn't even answering his own phone-!!
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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Jersey jolts awake, sending the cat, and a half finished beer flying across the room.
What the fuck-!? He sits up, rubbing his temple as he looks to the device. How long has that been going off-? Is Jones okay-?? How long have I been-
*Bzz. Bzz. Bzz*
*You feel the ID Card @officialjohnjones gave you for the Reality Warriors buzzing insistently.*
Though Jersey would normally be oh so quick to reply, he was currently out cold.
He slept on his couch, Ripley on top of him and both still in halloween costumes Jersey's breath smelling faintly of alcohol.
While everyone else worried about the incoming island change, he slept mostly soundly.
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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*Bzz. Bzz. Bzz*
*You feel the ID Card @officialjohnjones gave you for the Reality Warriors buzzing insistently.*
Though Jersey would normally be oh so quick to reply, he was currently out cold.
He slept on his couch, Ripley on top of him and both still in halloween costumes Jersey's breath smelling faintly of alcohol.
While everyone else worried about the incoming island change, he slept mostly soundly.
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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Gods, the house feels so empty now-
I know she'll come back, or, I hope she does, but I just-
They grow up so fast.. ..Too fast.
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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Send “🎃” to trick or treat in my muses inbox and see what candy you get!
Bonus points if you include your (sender) costume
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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Married? don't you think 19's a bit y- He stopped himself, realizing he was only a couple years older than Hope was when he even had kids, or got married.
That's amazing, sweetheart!! When's the wedding-? He was excited for her, he really was, but there was a part of him that hurt, knowing that his baby bird was leaving the nest, getting married.. She was a grown up now, and he knew it.
dad. hey dad. can i tell you something
- @heroic-hope
Mm- yeah? Everything alright?
His head perks up from whatever he's doing, glancing to his daughter.
What is it, honey?
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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🫂 - @valeria-fortnite
Val! Darling! Come here!! Ohh I've missed you sweetheart- He pulls her into a tight dad hug, rocking her side to side softly as he spoke, trying to keep himself from crying. I know you've been busy, and I know I'm not your favourite person anymore, but you really have to visit more, I'll make your favourite food, whatever it takes, ok Baby-flame?
I love you, Valeria. And I'm proud of you.
He adds, before kissing her forehead, gently.
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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dad. hey dad. can i tell you something
- @heroic-hope
Mm- yeah? Everything alright?
His head perks up from whatever he's doing, glancing to his daughter.
What is it, honey?
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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dad i need a hug 🫂
- @heroic-hope
Come here sweetheart, Dad's here, he's got you.
You're doing amazing kiddo..
He takes a moment to hold her face, making her look at him.
I'm proud of you, and I'm here as long as you need me, alright?
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captain-jones · 8 months ago
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Send 🫂 to hug my muse and see their reaction!
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