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Piggle.

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Amazing art of my favorite monster from an amazing artist!

can u draw hedorah?

Hedorah, the Smog Monster

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The Butterfly UFO is a butterfly-shaped UFO that was seen flying over Southern Ohio. The Butterfly UFO is a black, butterfly-shaped UFO that the two witnesses a father and a son reported that it seemed to be flying backwards and was being pursued by two military helicopters. Some people believe that the Butterfly UFO could have been a secret military aircraft due to Wright-Patterson Airforce Base being very close to the sighting.

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PSA:

being half native, i am beyond tired of this reoccurring theme. for all of you cryptid fans, the wendigo, thunderbirds, skinwalkers, etc. are NOT cryptids. they are a part of indigenous culture and are spirits/entities, and not anything like mothman. they are religious and cultural folklore, despite the fact that cryptozoologists try to classify them as cryptids. 

also, do not associate any non-indigenous oc’s with ANY spirits from native culture and folklore, as it is very insensitive (i.e. kylo ren wendigo, named “rendigo”) to the culture and considered white-washing. our culture, practices, and religion has already been stretched far and thin over the years. be respectful please.

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Native cultures are not interchangeable.

Every single Native culture is distinct and unique, though many share similarities, and lumping them together is ridiculous. And while some practices are pan-Indian, the vast majority are not.

Kokopelli isn’t “Native American,” He’s Hopi.

Dreamcatchers aren’t “Native American,” they’re Ojibwe.

War bonnets aren’t “Native American,” they’re Plains Indian.

Wendigoag aren’t “Native American,” they’re Algonquian.

Totem poles aren’t “Native American,” they’re Northwest Coastal Indian.

Skinwalkers aren’t “Native American,” they’re Navajo.

Stop homogenizing our cultures. Every Native culture is beautiful and unique and deserves to be treated that way.

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If greenhouse gasses were actually a visible green, people would probably care a lot more about pollution.

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To this day, the FBI offers a reward of $100,000 to information in regards to the ‘Baker’s Man’ killer.

Patty cake, patty cake Baker’s man, Bake me a cake as fast as you can Roll it, pat it, what the heck stop! What are you doing baker’s man, that’s my family! Oh lord that’s my entire family! don’t roll them into a cake and bake them! Noooooo! What on earth did I ever do to deserve this!

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i’m not even sorry

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Bitches be making cryptozoological cuties. My life is becoming more and more complete every time I turn around.

Sexy jersey devil

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I mean, I would make a joke about how I thrive off of negativity, but it’s overdone. And also not a joke :^)

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

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MY list is far shorter. It simply says “Everything.”

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Japanese vines warm my heart.

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Pokemon Mashups

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look at this photo of my stepdad

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Makin’ FUNYUNS onion-der the sea.