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Seems when I was gone someone hacked into my account, so with a change of my password I’m back. At least it wasn’t as bad as the time someone spammed messages on my you tube account...

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“Of course I don’t man…but don’t you think sometimes that researchers want recognition just like normal people? If they can bring back the dinosaurs who’s to say they can’t bring back the dead.”

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“I mean they ain’t that close to figuring it out yet though so who knows? For now all we can do is live in our dinosaur free world and imagine what it’ll be like.”

“We all saw how Jurassic Park ended. It’s much better that they just stop their research and give up trying to bring back dinosaurs entirely! Otherwise we’re gonna end up going extinct. You don’t want that, do you?” 

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Tells Adachi that dinosaurs probably won’t exist and yet he completely forgets about the Junessic Land fiasco.

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“I mean they ain’t that close to figuring it out yet though so who knows? For now all we can do is live in our dinosaur free world and imagine what it’ll be like.”

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“You’d think they’d learn but nah, I’m sure I heard something on the news about that the other day. I can’t remember what the segment said but it won’t be long until the scientists come together and bring fossils back to life.”

@goofyfacade

“W-wait, are you sure about that? If that’s the case then I guess we’re all screwed. “ 

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“You’d think they’d learn but nah, I’m sure I heard something on the news about that the other day. I can’t remember what the segment said but it won’t be long until the scientists come together and bring fossils back to life.”

@goofyfacade

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✰ * º ❛   friends sentence starters   ❜

‘  *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.  ’ ‘  you don’t even have oven mitts on!  ’ ‘  wow. i could so easily freak out right now.  ’ ‘  do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?  ’ ‘  hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning.  ’ ‘  no more falafel for you!  ’ ‘  we were on a break!!  ’ ‘  you’re such a tattletale.  ’ ‘  i love you goddesses!  ’ ‘  everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me!  ’ ‘  it’s   ’ ‘  this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.  ’ ‘  so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh?  ’ ‘  my gynecologist tried to kill me.  ’ ‘  you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.  ’ ‘  boy, you are not a morning person.  ’ ‘  yeah, well, i’m a slut.  ’ ‘  how you doin’?  ’ ‘  i am warm… for your form.  ’ ‘  i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.  ’ ‘  are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?  ’ ‘  hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right?  ’ ‘  sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud?  ’ ‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’ ‘  i guess things were just going to well for me!  ’ ‘  i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’  ’ ‘  he’s so pretty i want to cry!  ’ ‘  prepare to feel very bad about yourself.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person.  ’ ‘  no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid.  ’ ‘  i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!  ’ ‘  she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?  ’ ‘  honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else.  ’ ‘  from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one.  ’ ‘  i wish i could, but i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men.  ’ ‘  look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him!  ’ ‘  i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater.  ’ ‘  what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door.  ’ ‘  let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited!  ’ ‘  i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.  ’ ‘  when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.  ’ ‘  are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it.  ’ ‘  it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth.  ’ ‘  you wanna play twister?  ’ ‘  once, i got dumped during sex.  ’ ‘  here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you.  ’ ‘  welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!  ’ ‘  hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic.  ’ ‘  if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend.  ’ ‘  who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose.  ’ ‘  shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!  ’ ‘  i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them.  ’ ‘  you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself.  ’ ‘  you’re fake laughing too, right?  ’ ‘  it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday.  ’ ‘  ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth?  ’ ‘  wow, we really are bitches.  ’ ‘  so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life.  ’ ‘  i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it.  ’ ‘  kill me. kill me now.  ’ ‘  i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!  ’ ‘  what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing?  ’ ‘  a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?!  ’ ‘  i’m curvy and i like it!  ’ ‘  i don’t share food!  ’ ‘  if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you.  ’ ‘  the fridge broke so i had to eat everything.  ’ ‘  you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e!  ’ ‘  you’re over me? when were you… under me?  ’ ‘  these are just feelings. they’ll go away.  ’ ‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.  ’ ‘  i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.  ’ ‘  offering people gum is not cooking.  ’ ‘  i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.  ’ ‘  you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.   ’ ‘  no, inside good. outside baaaaad.  ’ ‘  they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there.  ’ ‘  i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out.  ’ ‘  you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room.  ’ ‘  neat! i’m gonna die alone!  ’ ‘  okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  ’ ‘  i’ve sort of had feelings for you.  ’ ‘  today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.  ’ ‘  why am i friends with these people?  ’ ‘  i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me.  ’ ‘  i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever.  ’ ‘  my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs.  ’ ‘  if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair!  ’ ‘  i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck.  ’ ‘  hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.  ’ ‘  i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot!  ’ ‘  i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open.  ’ ‘  up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’  ’ ‘  if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?  ’ ‘  do you think i need a new walk?  ’ ‘  you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at?  ’ ‘  just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day!  ’ ‘  eye-contact? i hope you were using protection!  ’ ‘  you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me.  ’ ‘  you said your boss wants to buy your baby?  ’ ‘  why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!  ’ ‘  last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!  ’ ‘  you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk.  ’ ‘  let her know i like her? are you insane?  ’ ‘  what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me?  ’ ‘  isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?  ’ ‘  you’re crying over a doritos commercial.  ’ ‘  that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance.  ’ ‘  i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.  ’ ‘  seriously… good luck on marrying me.  ’ ‘  there is no ‘us’, okay?  ’ ‘  i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered.  ’ ‘  it’s just not worth it.  ’ ‘  we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that.  ’ ‘  you know what? you’re the one who ended it.  ’ ‘  i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you.  ’ ‘  imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.  ’ ‘  you were worth the wait.  ’ ‘  that’s our baby.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are.  ’

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HOUSE MD. QUOTES SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝As the philosopher Jagger once said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.‘❞ ❝I just want to die with a little dignity.❞ ❝How’s your hooker doing?❞ ❝Almost dying changes nothing, dying changes everything.❞ ❝Reality is almost always wrong.❞  ❝There’s no “I” in “team.” There is a “me,” though, if you jumble it up.❞ ❝Did you come for my feelings? Because I left ‘em in my other pants.❞ ❝Everybody lies.❞ ❝I pay my bills, I make my meals. I function.❞ ❝I’ve been alienating people since I was three.❞  ❝You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities?❞ ❝Our friendship is an ethical responsibility.❞ ❝You do know I punched the last person that pissed me off?❞  ❝Loyalty to real estate is stupid, because loyalty is stupid.❞ ❝I am an equal opportunity exploiter. I only help those who can help myself.❞ ❝What’s the opposite of “thank you”? I’m pretty sure it ends in “you.” ❞  ❝A unicorn isn’t a unicorn, it’s a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face.❞  ❝Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again.❞ ❝Building full of sick people, if I hurry, maybe I can avoid them.❞ ❝People get what they get. It has nothing to do with what they deserve.❞ ❝Success lasts until someone screws them over. Failures are forever.❞ ❝I’m physically incapable of being polite.❞ ❝Everything is conditional. We just don’t know what the conditions are.❞  ❝If you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re psychotic.❞ ❝Death is the opposite of a cool puzzle, it’s eternal nothingness.❞ ❝A unicorn isn’t a unicorn, it’s a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face.❞ ❝You act like you don’t care about anyone, but here you are, saving lives.❞

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AVPM inspired rp starters (part 3/3) Feel free to change pronouns !

‘‘These are my best friends and if this information is as important as you say it is – they have a right to know.’‘

‘‘That‘s a boss Zefron poster!’‘

‘‘This thing is so dang awesome! Every wizard should have a sword like this – not these stupid drumsticks!’‘

‘‘What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? ‘‘We‘re all in this together!’‘ ’‘

‘‘I just appreciate his charm! And his hair.’‘

‘‘The man with the beard turned me in.’‘

‘‘What the devil is going on here?‘‘

‘‘They‘re looking for me and if they find me and you‘re with me –you‘re going to be in trouble.’‘

“I’ve seen how heartless the world can be.”

“Nothing’s ever gonna bring us down ‘cause nothing can keep me from loving you.”

“The medallion says that‘s dumb so we‘re not going to do that.”

“Do you want to kick your own ass or should we do it for you?”

“How did you get captured? You were invisible!”

“I‘m not a baby! I‘m twelve!”’

“Holy crap! You killed her – I thought you were just going to make her tuck in her shirt or do the dishes!”

‘‘That‘s because he‘s dead.’’‘

“If you do not wish for those closest to you to suffer and die on your behalf, you will come face me yourself.”

“I love you all – except you {name} –I can‘t f*cking stand you!”

“You‘re weak just like your parents.”

“I just thought it might make me less empty inside.”

“You knew this whole time, you jerk!”

“So you‘re clairvoyant now, you can see the past, the present and the future?”

“There are some questions that even I cannot answer.”

“I was prepared to die for these people.”

“Try to think about all the lives you‘ve destroyed!’' 

’'There‘s got to be one thing, one person, that you miss.”

“Life is really messy and it just doesn‘t turn out the way you think it will.”

“You think killing people will make people like you but it doesn‘t – it just makes people dead.”

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Rp Sentence Starters - “Do it for the vine!” edition (part 2/???) (Part 1)  

“Apple. Because are you really going to buy a fucking Samsung?”

“Oh wow, a man shellfish! I’ve never seen one in the wild before.”

“You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around. Because that’s what what it’s all about. My name’s (name), and I’m an alcoholic.”

[In a bad Darth Vader impression] “*bad piano playing* Cause I need you! *bad piano playing* And I miss you!”

“(Muse), your dinner is ready, come and get it! Come and get your dinner (muse), you bastard!”

“KAMEHAME—HAHAHAHAHA”

“In West Philidelphia, born and raised. In a crypt is where I spent most of my days…. Dying.”

“Where the heck are you gonna put this thing? *tosses something out the window*”

“I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!”

“*beatboxing that slowly turns into chicken clucking*”

“Well, when life gives you lemons!!”

“WHERE’S THE CATNIP?”

“Little town, full of little people waking up to say– IT IS FIVE AM, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!”

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Dare my muse to do something.

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Llamas With Hats (Episodes 1-5) : Sentence Starters

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✰ * º ❛   friends sentence starters   ❜

‘  *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.  ’ ‘  you don’t even have oven mitts on!  ’ ‘  wow. i could so easily freak out right now.  ’ ‘  do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?  ’ ‘  hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning.  ’ ‘  no more falafel for you!  ’ ‘  we were on a break!!  ’ ‘  you’re such a tattletale.  ’ ‘  i love you goddesses!  ’ ‘  everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me!  ’ ‘  it’s   ’ ‘  this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.  ’ ‘  so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh?  ’ ‘  my gynecologist tried to kill me.  ’ ‘  you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.  ’ ‘  boy, you are not a morning person.  ’ ‘  yeah, well, i’m a slut.  ’ ‘  how you doin’?  ’ ‘  i am warm… for your form.  ’ ‘  i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.  ’ ‘  are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?  ’ ‘  hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right?  ’ ‘  sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud?  ’ ‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’ ‘  i guess things were just going to well for me!  ’ ‘  i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’  ’ ‘  he’s so pretty i want to cry!  ’ ‘  prepare to feel very bad about yourself.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person.  ’ ‘  no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid.  ’ ‘  i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!  ’ ‘  she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?  ’ ‘  honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else.  ’ ‘  from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one.  ’ ‘  i wish i could, but i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men.  ’ ‘  look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him!  ’ ‘  i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater.  ’ ‘  what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door.  ’ ‘  let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited!  ’ ‘  i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.  ’ ‘  when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.  ’ ‘  are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it.  ’ ‘  it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth.  ’ ‘  you wanna play twister?  ’ ‘  once, i got dumped during sex.  ’ ‘  here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you.  ’ ‘  welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!  ’ ‘  hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic.  ’ ‘  if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend.  ’ ‘  who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose.  ’ ‘  shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!  ’ ‘  i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them.  ’ ‘  you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself.  ’ ‘  you’re fake laughing too, right?  ’ ‘  it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday.  ’ ‘  ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth?  ’ ‘  wow, we really are bitches.  ’ ‘  so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life.  ’ ‘  i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it.  ’ ‘  kill me. kill me now.  ’ ‘  i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!  ’ ‘  what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing?  ’ ‘  a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?!  ’ ‘  i’m curvy and i like it!  ’ ‘  i don’t share food!  ’ ‘  if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you.  ’ ‘  the fridge broke so i had to eat everything.  ’ ‘  you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e!  ’ ‘  you’re over me? when were you… under me?  ’ ‘  these are just feelings. they’ll go away.  ’ ‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.  ’ ‘  i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.  ’ ‘  offering people gum is not cooking.  ’ ‘  i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.  ’ ‘  you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.   ’ ‘  no, inside good. outside baaaaad.  ’ ‘  they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there.  ’ ‘  i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out.  ’ ‘  you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room.  ’ ‘  neat! i’m gonna die alone!  ’ ‘  okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  ’ ‘  i’ve sort of had feelings for you.  ’ ‘  today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.  ’ ‘  why am i friends with these people?  ’ ‘  i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me.  ’ ‘  i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever.  ’ ‘  my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs.  ’ ‘  if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair!  ’ ‘  i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck.  ’ ‘  hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.  ’ ‘  i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot!  ’ ‘  i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open.  ’ ‘  up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’  ’ ‘  if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?  ’ ‘  do you think i need a new walk?  ’ ‘  you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at?  ’ ‘  just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day!  ’ ‘  eye-contact? i hope you were using protection!  ’ ‘  you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me.  ’ ‘  you said your boss wants to buy your baby?  ’ ‘  why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!  ’ ‘  last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!  ’ ‘  you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk.  ’ ‘  let her know i like her? are you insane?  ’ ‘  what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me?  ’ ‘  isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?  ’ ‘  you’re crying over a doritos commercial.  ’ ‘  that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance.  ’ ‘  i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.  ’ ‘  seriously… good luck on marrying me.  ’ ‘  there is no ‘us’, okay?  ’ ‘  i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered.  ’ ‘  it’s just not worth it.  ’ ‘  we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that.  ’ ‘  you know what? you’re the one who ended it.  ’ ‘  i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you.  ’ ‘  imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.  ’ ‘  you were worth the wait.  ’ ‘  that’s our baby.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are.  ’

[captain-sakamoto]

“I didn’t think you’d wanna see my place that badly. I mean we could have gotten some ramen and went our separate ways. Although as soon as you warm up you wanna play some video games? I got a few that I never got around to playing.”

❛  hurry up and shut that door! it’s getting cold in here.  ❜

“Sorry about that. Hey…wait a minute this isn’t your house, why am I being treated like the guest?”

*Ryuji closed the door promptly and entered the house. He had told his mom that there would be a guest so there wasn’t any issue but the male hadn’t expected to be told off like that.*

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❛  hurry up and shut that door! it’s getting cold in here.  ❜

“Sorry about that. Hey…wait a minute this isn’t your house, why am I being treated like the guest?”

*Ryuji closed the door promptly and entered the house. He had told his mom that there would be a guest so there wasn’t any issue but the male hadn’t expected to be told off like that.*

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"You got this far in life by listening to one voice: the voice in your head." Story of the Phantom Thieves, right, Joker?

“Well the voice in my head did help but I wouldn’t have gone anywhere without those guys.”

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(     *     NOW YOU SEE ME 2 PROMPTS   !    

feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !

❛  in matters of the heart, so difficult to tell.  ❜

❛  it’s all in the wrist.  ❜

❛  now you want to see a thing of beauty?  ❜

❛  god, you cannot trust anybody in this city anymore, can you?  ❜

❛  you got this far in life by listening to one voice, the voice in your head.  ❜

❛  you have taught me that i’m not cut out for this kind of work!  ❜

❛  if you’re nervous, it can be really helpful to picture each other naked.  ❜

❛  hey, sorry, i don’t mean to gloat, but i told you so.  ❜

❛  magic is about controlling perception.  ❜

❛  apparently we’re now surrounded by chinese food.  ❜

❛  how does it feel to lose everything? your job. your identity. your reason for living.  ❜

❛  you’re a fool. you always have been.  ❜

❛  hey, i burned you once, i’ll burn you again. i’m not playing.  ❜

❛  you pulled a hat out of a rabbit. that was very colourful.  ❜

❛  you might not be having fun, but i am.  ❜

❛  why are we here then? beside you getting to show off how adorably clever you are.  ❜

❛  you can dispense with the tough guy act to begin with.  ❜

❛  i believe in an eye for an eye.  ❜

❛  don’t do anything i wouldn’t enjoy.  ❜

❛  oh, i’m sorry, did you think that i was like those other girls?  ❜

❛  seriously, is it weird to have more hair in your nose than on your head?  ❜

❛  there’s always, always more than what’s on the surface.  ❜

❛  my eyes are up here, man.  ❜

❛  something about a big white dance floor, makes me want to boogie.  ❜

❛  did you actually think i’d let you go?  ❜

❛  trust that your unique talents will not go unrecognised.  ❜

❛  once again, science beats magic.  ❜

❛  you had me at ‘hell’.  ❜

❛  i wish i could dredge from the muck of my soul one speck of remorse, but i can’t.  ❜

❛  either way, we’re left holding a whole sack full of nada.  ❜

❛  a magician’s greatest power lies forever shrouded in his empty fist.  ❜

❛  you know they’re playing you, right? leading you into a trap?  ❜

❛  that guy had a bird in his pants. that’s disgusting.  ❜

❛  hey, broski-whaddya-knowski!  ❜

❛  have you asked the guys that question, or just me?  ❜

❛  get your last words in quickly, everybody!  ❜

❛  i came into the world with the wrong family, but i’m leaving with the right one.  ❜

❛  hurry up and shut that door! it’s getting cold in here.  ❜

[captain-sakamoto]

“I’m Ryuji Sakamoto and what about you, what’s your name? I have a feeling I was told about you or at least someone who looks like you anyway.”

“I haven’t seen you… around before… who are you…?” Allister was both confused and curious. They almost reminded him of one of the people Akira described to him…

@captain-sakamoto