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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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<3 :(

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Today, we lost another member of 4077

Rest in peace, Miss Loretta Swift. (November 4, 1937 - May 30, 2025)

Thank you for all the laughs and great memories.

Say hello to Charles and Colonel Potter up there for us!

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re-upload of my fallout 2 edit, including a watermark since this video has been reposted without credit to me. its obnoxious but unfortunately this is what has to happen

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.05 | No Place Like Home

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this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw

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I think we should take gothic horror away from people until they earn it back

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fiona & hewie <3

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get this an oscar