captain-three
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you're up all night and down every day,
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tbh i don't think she/her fits you. you read more as a xe/xyr to me
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In another universe I was Elliott smith’s Camel Lights and he took me everywhere with him
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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

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Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care
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stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes
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