captain-zander
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Zander, 27, self titled Lord of Trash. I like memes, video games and memes about video games. Welcome to whatever the hell this is
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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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I gen hope the Minecraft movie is going to be a morbius, i want it to flop so bad, i want nobody to watch it, i want the target audience to be scared by the cgi sheep in the trailer and just not want to go watch the movie, i want to not know the plot at all, i want it to be soo ass that nobody watches it, i want it to get memed, i want it to be put in theaters a second time only to flop harder, i want it to make the studio that animated it file for bankruptcy
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i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!
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my computer was coughing so i gathered herbs to fashion a poultice
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The Deep Webb
A YTP of NASA's 2022 live presentation showcasing the first images taken from the James Webb Space Telescope.
This monumental feat of human discovery was presented to the world in the form of a scuffed livestream where technical errors abound and production repeatedly failed to think on their feet to remedy issues as they came up. Peppered with some charmingly awkward/out-of-touch performances by the various presenters, most of which are astronomers and engineers whom I have the deepest respect for despite it all.
I watched this event as it was broadcast and immediately knew it would make for an excellent YTP source. I was so very correct, and my biggest regret was sitting on it for two years rather than working with it immediately.
Full video with captions here!
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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